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Schools are out soon. The Hibs posters will be playing up because they're bored. They have no reason to go on the Euro forum though so it might be OK there.

We didn't steal Ojo, he opted for a bigger more famous club. If "Hecky" is being truthful, he has been after this other guy for a while, suggesting that it was an "and" situation not an "or". I'm sure Vela is magic. Hibs have dashed all my dreams by signing him. I hope it cures your aching buttocks.

Ex Netherlands International, less past it than May

Reckon Gilhaus could still do a job for you

Seven teams to choose from

I love a wee feud in the press. I hope the Hibs boy loses his head over this (again) next.

Even the most responsible owners can only get 90% of the most repulsive skittery shite up though. Old people could have robots or sex dolls instead.

The problem with both cats and dogs is shite. Dogs do bigger and more messy shites in more public places and are therefore worse. There should be no need to specially breed animals for captivity just for company. Working animals, OK, but not just to keep in the house.

They are usually also being shafted. My first graduate job was in sales after I answered an advert for a marketing management training program. You were told you were self employed (no sick pay, hols etc) but actually subject to employment type control. Commission only-£10 to sign a mug up for Gas and electricity or £4 for one. We got taught how to railroad thickos into signing. There was motivational crap, standing in a circle, clapping, and getting to hi five round the circle if you hit your targets. I went back to catering for more money and more self-respect.

Social care budgets. Demographic bulge you see.

You shouldn't stifle a sneeze or you might haemorrhage your sinuses. Unless you are in a space suit - see Mel Smith in Morons From Outer Space.

Both are entirely consistent with recruitment going on without input from the manager, which is something that the shiny faced weirdo alluded to a couple of times.

Never saw that, cheers. Definitely Dundee then

The whole idea of us selling May while we bring in Main just pains me. Genuienly seems like a downgrade and maybe tells us that McInnes wasn't expecting to have Wilson back and to be left with 5 strikers. Someone has to leave and as much as it annoys me May is the obvious choice. (Unless we loan out Anderson again) I don't think McInnes views Wilson as a striker. I also think Anderson going on loan again is inevitable. There's been nothing more than gossip about May leaving. Still a bit baffled by us signing Main. Does he have an attractive wife?

Week 1- QOTS

Does this not assist with legendary status anymore? Tch, this country.

Minimum wage to living wage is no big deal for a club of our immense size and reputation

Is it that one is hilariously over optimistic, inevitably leading to soul crushing disappointment, tears and snottery and the other is a cut price squad player that we are all dubious about?

And you're jizzing your crusty y fronts about getting a player who would be behind him in the pecking order.

I'd love to laugh at your strikers but I don't know who they are. Enjoy watching our cast off duds next season.

I voted for never but wish to retract it now that I have actually read the question properly. I missed the parenthesis. My sheets do change regularly, I suspect it may be the wife's doing.

^^doesn't know what "asset" means.

Still nothing official on Wilson?

Nope

I know who it is already, pm me and I'll tell people if you're lying or not.