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Talking honestly is a dangerous policy. I recommend lying through your teeth, especially when they ask why you want the job or what you see as the biggest challenges. Remember that you are looking for a step up so you need to convince them that you are good for the higher level role and not just good at your current job. As a general rule, higher levels require more people skills. This is where the lying comes in again.

at it

Better than Mr Poppy though. (unpopular opinion for kids)

gerrard butler?

If i tried to suck a woman's tits on an easyjet flight i would be reprimanded. Typical feminazi liberal etc

Pretty sure that when Doncaster says "agreed by the clubs" he meant rangers and celtic.

Golf is only superb entertainment if all your paint is already dry.

Sounds extremely sinister. Is this for blowing up hospitals with drones?

Folk pushing their shopping trolleys from the side seems to be all the rage down my way. The handle is on the back. Use it. sphincters.

recently finished: Mad, Bad and Dangerous to Know- Ranulph Fiennes' autobiography. Really engaging subject matter. Made the locations and challenges accessible without any heroic romanticism. The chapter "Ginny" had me bawling. It was completely unsentimental but very emotional. Some pacing issues and things felt badly prioritised. Would have liked more of the mercenary days. Also contains a useful checklist of kit for any budding polar explorers. The Captain and the Enemy Greene by numbers. Ok but felt like an early draft (or breif reprise) of Travels with my Aunt or possibly a character sketch for The Comedians.

I would have thought that more stuff would take up more room? faster processers are bigger, need more power from bigger batteries and more cooling. I wouldn't put it past women to demand big screens on their wee phones.

You're not trying very hard are you?

I didn’t want to mock the afflicted.

orange cards are a great idea. showing them from the stand isn't.

My mate, when we were teenagers, needed to go to work after an all night drinking session so ate about a quarter of a jar of nescafe to try to sober up. It didn't work. He just fell asleep in a pool of espesso vomit.

there was a story in the gutter press about the refs association seeking clarification from fifa. if this is true then it looks like they're also baffled by the process that let off morelos and naismith. Also, it won't hurt if FIFA can explain the rules to them so that the Devlin and Dicker debacles don't happen in the first place. There is nothing disreputable in our club statement but i expect a charge for derrick any day now.

Duality of nature personified here. Likes E17- good guy/ hates pineapple on pizza- w**k. tiebreaker- do you take milk in coffee?

My local garage when I was a student tried to fancify the “Hawaiian” by making it with gammon and apricot. It was ok, but a poor substitute for pineapple which is the urbane sophisticates topping of choice. I never did have one of Asda’s ninja turtle chocolate and marshmallow pizzas, but they sound delicious too.

It takes the participants minds off the massive mistake they are making, in much the same way as alcohol at a Scottish wedding.

You should have one man, one vote. It should be up to the individual whether to use that vote on Strictly, Britain’s got talent or in an election. The morons will weed themselves out.

Reach. i will fight you

If only there was some sort of clue on the bottle

Email: ”we have news about your ticket. Log in to Lotto. Com etc.....” website: ”congratulations, your thunder ball ticket has won £3”

Mayo and Caesar dressing? Fancy.

You don’t have to have that. I often have the salad with carrots & humus. Or a bargain bucket.