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steal your husband's whisky?

is anybody actually trying to merge the clubs or is this only based on both owners being Americans? Personally I would like to see the clubs merge and will be supporting any such moves.

fair enough if you prefer Stewart, but I think that May does more than you are giving him credit for. He is clearly less likely to skin three defenders and curl one into the top corner, but does contribute creatively to attacking moves.

200% is better than the normal 110 so I'm convinced.

My Dad's side is from Methil. This is not surprising. Most of that part of Fife is done. This is a cheery topic.

my mrs occasionally nicks my single malts when she is pished and fancies another drink. She is quite wee so i put them on top of the kitchen cupboard. Apparently i'm mean for laughing at her for being unable to walk today because she bruised her arse falling off a stool. i love karma.

slightly concerned about the potential of some of the rangers signings to be honest. They should be mounting a fairly strong challenge for second again.

I second welshbairns 1st and 2nd queries. A spider phone is a flat tabletop phone for conference calls usually made by polycom. I called it a spiderphone at work and was met with bafflement; apparently it is usually called the conference phone thingy round here. Us old b*****ds and our use of proper words eh? what a bunch of c***s.

I don't understand that reaction at all. Would replace a bit of dig in central midfield and add an extra bit of aerial ability in there. Would be a downgrade on shinnie but better than Gleeson or Ball. Unfortunately, the treatment room is full at the moment so we couldn't accomodate him.

No he wouldn't. Even if there was a conspiracy against Celtic winning anything, there would still be no reason to assault anyone in the street.

100k and a sell on clause seems very fair for plan B.

In Mr Majestyk, Charlez Bronson's character's job is farming melons. Maybe he was a p***k?

Was he under contract when he left us?

i haven't watched since episode 4, when it became apparent that it wasn't going to get any less tedious.

second? stick this defeatist nonsense right up your hole.

16.67% of the gate has to be split with the VATman first. I guess this also applies to prize money.

Don't try and reason with her, it wastes oxygen. Tell her all the celebtities put their seatbelts on straight away. job done.

we won't be having any parties with nibbles over the hols. This won't stop the wife filling the freezer with overpriced little snacks. Yet again, come February, the kids will be rightfully complaining about having stuffed potato skins with mozarella sticks for tea instead of actual food.

myself and the wife got tailed by security, very, very, deliberately, conspicuously, through Harvey Nicholls in Embra. It must have been obvious we couldn't afford anything in there. he never poked us though

They could be if they turned the heating down. The staff in high street shops are a pain in the hoop as well. "can i help you there sir?" who needs help looking at stuff on shelves and carrying the chosen tat to a till? You don't get that shite in home bargains.

The temperature in shops. It is December, so i'm wearing a coat, as is every other person. No need for the thermonuclear blast No wonder the high street is dying.

I think you'll find that this is exactly what the dandies are up to.

Disgrace. he shouldn't be allowed back until 2020

mine does this too, with added panic to worsen the situation. "whats wrong whats wrong oh my god she's bleeding oh no her lip it looks terrible do something oh god she's bleeding don't just stand there etc...." i usually find a door, and close it between us. The anti-hysteria slap is massively tempting though.

I'm surprised at the number of anal retentive tidy freaks on here. In my house me and the kids make the mess and the wife goes on and on about it, at excessive length. I assumed everyone else's house wokld be the same. I read a couple of those posts and thought "calm the f**k down you nagging neurotic" much as i do when my wife starts with "do shoes stay there?" anyway... She does insist on using the smallest possible thing in the kitchen, "to save on washing up" . I have seen her use a 4" by 6" chopping board with an 8" knife to chop an aubergine that overlaps both ends of she board. She'll also pile oven chips 3 deep on the smallest tray and be amazed that some of them still aren't cooked after 30 mins. The smallest saucepan will get used for spaghetti, which will inevitably stick together. She does show admirable unwillingness to learn from experience.