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coprolite

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  1. Seaton park and the beach have been good enough for years. We're like rocky towing tyres while the Ivan Drago baddies have all the hi tech but no heart.
  2. https://www.gardengiftshop.co.uk/outdoor-cooking/paella-cooking-sets/paella-cooking-set-with-gas-burner-and-spoon?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIwcXfzvTv1wIVL7vtCh02-gMqEAQYASABEgIWOvD_BwE go for the 70cm
  3. could be on to something here. I reckon american dentists and trustifarians would love to come over and shoot our royals for cash. It would also be conservation and help the long term survival of the species. We should auction a charles hunt round sandringham at one of their fundraisers and halve the national debt.
  4. one of my offspring recently did a road safety course at primary. She told me that the yellow boxes with the button on at crossings have a wee cone on the bottom for deaf and blind people. I can't believe i got to my forties without knowing this.
  5. remember to turn the top. we had a very hungry cat after a weekend break when i forgot.
  6. There are wee lights that are always on? amazing the things they think of nowadays. I don't think i have them though cos when i (frequently) forget to put my lights on i always wonder why it's so dark, then get agitated about folk flashing and beeping, before the penny drops.
  7. They don't. They can decide to recognise it as such or not. some governments (which the EU has) recognise countries that others don't: eg somaliland or Taiwan.
  8. I don't even know what you're talking about so i might do this. Apart from muppets. i know who they are.
  9. you can minimise the noise by ramming the phone into her rectum.
  10. I'm sure some of it does. Not an expert and it might be different in Scotland but aren't the car parks usually run by NCP (or similar bloodsuckers) who pay for the concession? probably after deducting interest paid to their parent company, management fees and all sorts of other scams.
  11. In the part of my business I work in, there are far more females in senior positions than there males, so this seems an HR box-ticking exercise (lapsed into management-bollocks myself.) The apostrophe in "leader's" appears misplaced. You should feed that back before any more cascading or people might think the Exco are a bunch of fannies.
  12. There is a c**t on the next table (which was my table) doing big snottery snorty sniffs every 30 secs then letting out a sigh like he just came. I may try tutting in a minute.
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