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I think you'll find that the vast majority of Hezbollah militants started out by being born in hospitals and attended schools in the West Bank and Gaza, many in refugee camps. Schools and hospitals in these camps are therefore legitimate targets for Israel's defensive peacekeeping operations.

To misquote the capital's second club, "jism doesn't show on a maroon jersey"

Evolution and specialist gender roles to blame. The act of communicating is important to women, creating and reinforcing the social bonds among the herd. The content is less important. Men care less about the act of communicating and focus on the content, like where the mammoth went or if there’s a sabre tooth tiger around. If you’d been out chasing an elk like a real man you wouldn’t have had this problem so you’ve only yourself to blame.

If you remember them you weren't there, man.

If people are getting their bank accounts closed simply fpr expressing their views then that's very worrying, whether you agree with them or not. 99.9% sure that's not happening though

Fucking massive EEZ. This is clearly being fomented by Noggie provocateurs who've infiltrated the upper reaches of the S̶t̶o̶n̶e̶y̶b̶r̶i̶d̶g̶e̶ Orcadian government.

Catch 22 should be burned for three reasons. It was quite annoying The bit with the eggs confuses me and i don't like being confused Anything that is even partially responsible for Art Garfunkel trying his hand at what i can only presume was meant to be acting must be erased from this world.

June targets smashed. Aimed to run a 13k. Did 14 today after a couple of attempts got thwarted by the heat. Hoped to lose at least 10 pounds, managed 16 (7kg ish). Still a fat b*****d likes, but a bit less mr creosote.

Shinnie will sort him out

Boviphilophobe

She's 102. Definitely go to hell for that.

Last job i left gave me a Rangers mug. I always knew they hated me.

I burned some of a bible when i ran out of rizzla because the paper was quite thin. It didn't work very well so i went to the shop and bought proper papers. I'm probably going to hell anyway for coveting my neighbour's ox anyway, so no harm done.

The only two options right enough.

I think it’s unfair on the midfielders to criticise their ball retention when that's not what they're being asked to do. BR's been quite open about wanting the ball moved forward quickly. It's a high risk, high reward strategy. Personally i think that persevering with that approach against better teams where we'll lose possession 90% of the time is counterproductive and boneheaded but it's the manager doing it, not the staff. Fairly sure all three could find a safe sideyways pass if they were told to.

There are not only two types of anti racism. Everything that follows is predicated on that bullshit assertion so, like most opinion pieces in that culture war rag, can be safely ignored.

We're still a centre back and a left wing back off a starting eleven and a couple of centre backs and squad midfielders off a reasonable squad. Hopefully we're not relying on this Williams boy as a starter. I'd also prefer if Devlin wasn't the main rwb but it looks like he will be. Scales would be a good start.

It’s always nice to be reminded that Thatcher's dead.

“He’s retired and drives a Porsche and he’s only forty.” In this case, the company owner sucking the cash out the top of the pyramid.

I lasted maybe 5 weeks as a “trainee marketing manager” knocking doors from Prestonpans to Bellshill. The cultness was worrying-we’d to bang a drum, cymbal or tambourine based on performance against targets while high fiving the circle of twats. They all drank together after work every day. Then in the morning we’d to pump ourselves up by shouting “juice!” The manager did two handed finger pistols and made a click click noise while winking, like a fast show character. I still use my sales skills I learned. Hard sell deal closing particularly but also the general steering someone’s thoughts where you want them to go.

I’m not for one second suggesting that we take the word of the jack b*****ds

That’s your own zany idea I presume?

Just off the phone to some arseholes who claim to be trying to collect £1,200 for HMRC. Strange, because HMRC owe me money. ”we just need your full name and date of birth before we can discuss your account details….” I expect they’ll be able to sort out the misunderstanding if I just provide my bank details and mother’s maiden name.

Gas flues gave us the millennials

Looks like he can pass to a team mate (although the shanks into row z may not have made the cut) Looks like he can outjump people and reach quite far with his legs. A bit baby giraffish. I don't think i saw a single tackle on the ground there. We'll see eh? Hope he's ace.