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Both famously associated with riots

It was Saint Columba who was the first recorded spreading stories in Scotland about a mythical entity that no modern scientific human could possibly take seriously. He also encountered Nessie.

Made up rumours about Balkan players are much better the usual shite about league 1 jobbers. Keep them coming.

We should be relativley safe when it comes to leaving out multi million pound players.

They don't have to be Scots. They have to have been registered in Scotland for three years from age 15-21. So Matthew Kennedy (in the unlikely event he stayed) and Ngwenya would count without any debate, despite them representing other nations.

I think you are. It's a rorschach test for deviancy. I see a low quality gruffalo tail Back in your cell, Glitter.

I was wondering that. I suspect it's partly that some news outlets have AI writing articles and don't sense check anything if it looks plausible. But it might also be because they need x number of players, have a few going out of contracts or loans ending and can't easily sign a replacement so just need him to make up numbers.

Coldplay played Cardiff last week and he arrived by train. Fair play. I’d still rather sand my bellend than listen to them though.

Confirm that this isn’t just Scotland. England and Wales are equally lazy and antisocial. There’s a road through a bit of heathland up the valleys that the council had to fortify with a ditch and embankment to stop clarty c***s fly tipping there. Guaranteed there’s now a ditch full of sofas and fridges.

Lionel Ritchie said he was going to party all night long but now attributes his youthful good looks, in part, to getting a good night's sleep. Scum

Cheese and tuna mayo together. Deviant

We can't compete wages wise but he'd be more likely to play. The cheeks would be a short termist option, if they're even interested.

"was once ran over by his own vehicle" doesn’t quite do justice to him running over his own head.

Doo doo, not Dada

You shouldn't shit in a urinal. I thought this was fairly common knowledge.

Billy Connolly talking about a motoway pile up with someone shouting "let me through, I'm an aromatherapist"?

They should let ladies be Popes because they last longer and wouldn't need replaced so often. Look at our own overlords and how much more durable Vicky and Liz were than any of the male lizards. I might write in.

My flatmate played that single on repeat for a fortnight. Reddied for triggering ptsd

My mate's wedding was "dry" because of the bride and her family's religion. It just takes a small amount of ingenuity and subterfuge to work around this sort of lunacy.

I had that exact one, kind of. As an expat at the time i had the Thomsun "Original" version. Looks like i was done out of a few tracks as karma for my complicity with the pirates. Still had Freak Scene though. Yas

Hendrix- All along the watchtower

You must have enjoyed the first 150 minutes or so?

I didn’t see the cup final, but the standard of entertainment in the playoffs was fantastic.

Just on the transport front alone they have a point. London has had Crossrail and the Elizabeth line plus HS2 will now go only to Birmingham. Can’t think of anything remotely comparable in the North since Manchester got trams in the 90s

I remember mates having from 6 onwards but the first I had was 10. As well as the aforementioned MARRS classic, it had Billy Idol’s Mony Mony and Crazy Nights by Kiss, which I loved as a ten year old. And Fatboys/beach boys Wipeout. My kids have a couple of recent ones and they seem less diverse. That might just be me having heard it all before but I think that there’s less outright rock or dance than there used to be and just ersatz rock or dance flavoured pop, with an obligatory few bars of shit rap.