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Commercial radio and the daytime music on R1 and R2 has always been shite. I used to detest having it on in kitchens and would always try to get a mix tape on instead but some goon always wanted on Northsound for a phone quiz or some shit. Aberdeen Community radio (aka radio fitlike) was good for a laugh though.

I'm sorry Todd, you asked "how", not "how much". Clearly you have detailed journey statistics at your fingertips. And people forget that traders need access to Dixons

It would make it more economically viable for people to travel into Glasgow on a paid service if they don't then have to pay to get from the hub station to their destination. Obviously.

Five zebedees over the last 25 years. One Dung in 2014 3 Wees over the last 50 years. No Rats or Spodos

I was thinking:

I still think @throbber looks like Alan Bennet and @Jacksgranda looks like Grandpaw Broon. I may lack imagination

I think he's the right man for the job we need to do for the remainder of the season. Extended trial to the end of the season is probably a good way to see if he'll work out permanently. It's not great continuity wise for next season even if he does stay on. Pathetic defeat to the fermers on Saturday now inevitable.

Sounds like you've failed to adjust for either the variation in size, the different texture or the higher sugar chemical composition of your buns. You shouldn't be expecting the same outcome with different baked goods and I for one have no sympathy.

That was great. After the second went in they completely lost their shit. The more rattled they got, the funnier our gamesmanship got. Hickey rolling back onto the pitch was a belter. It's not like they weren't up to shenanigans. Just not as good at it as us. And we played some good stuff when we kept the ball. Lovely

We've had 2 coaching staff leave, one come in. Someone needs to put the cones out.

The US constitution was written by people and could be changed by people if it wasn't for idiots. Yeeha!

It's only Steps they ignore. Bee Gees version went to number one

Vear vear!

As more of an abhergreen type, I won’t make up my mind until I’ve heard John Hartson’s “thoughts” on the matter

If this is true, I like your infantile work.

Only if they’re linked If most people are right wing then most unionists and most nats can easily be right wing. Or maybe it’s 40/60 in one and 50/50 in the other. Then there’s centrists. The counter argument to the contention that most unionists are right wing can only be that there is not a majority of unionists that are right wing. It’s a quantitative argument, not a logical one. Whether or not most unionists are right wing (I suspect there’s proportionally more right wing people among unionists than among nats and there’s probably a slight majority) I don’t think it’s a stretch to suggest that some people who are both will make crass racist comments. I don’t think anyone suggested that all unionists would.

If that line is between primary four and primary five maybe. Although “bum” and “poo” are both very funny words.

Good luck to the boy.

I guess this wasn't exactly serious but none of those were invented in Scotland, the steam engine was only improved by a Scot and Logie Baird's claim as the inventor of telly is shaky. They do make a reasonable case that there's a brain drain, which could explain the dearth of political talent. Mind you, Westminster's not exactly dripping with political nous and rousing oratory.

PURCHASE International football 23 hours Save article New job? Trying to persuade Thorup Aberdeen have thrown their love at Jess Thorup, but it must be doubtful whether the former FCK coach will leave for the Scottish League Jess Thorup is a topic at Aberdeen, but the question is whether he is tempted by that opportunity. Photo: Jens Dresling Advertisement: Follow Football OfMads Glenn Wehlast•Rasmus Glud Could a job in rainy Scotland tempt Jess Thorup? In any case, it does not sound like the most attractive thing for a coach who is probably aiming for a foreign league at a higher, sporting level. As Ekstra Bladet understands it, Aberdeen has in any case thrown its great love at the Danish master coach. The article continues below the picture... Jess Thorup was fired from FC Copenhagen in the autumn. Since then he has not had a job, but with an annual salary of DKK 9 million. DKK, Thorup is in no hurry to find something new. Photo: Jens Dresling He has been named as the main target to replace Barry Robson, who is only interim manager following the sacking of Jim Goodwin in January. In recent years, Aberdeen has developed into a bit of a chaos club, and this may make Jess Thorup politely decline the offer from Scotland. Since the sacking of Derek McInnes in the spring of 2021, the club has had five managers. In this way, it can be very difficult to persuade Jess Thorup to take the job in Aberdeen, which previously had a Danish manager. In the period from 1999 to 2002, Ebbe Skovdahl was manager of the club. Advertisement: It is still unclear whether the burning interest has led to a concrete offer from the Scots. The article continues below the picture... Jess Thorup is currently unemployed. Scottish Aberdeen have thrown their love at the Danish top coach. Photo: Ernst van Norde The economy can of course also play a role. Jess Thorup was on a very lucrative contract at FC Copenhagen, where he received an annual salary of around DKK 9 million. DKK It is far from certain that Aberdeen can honor wage demands of that magnitude. Added to that are the perspectives of being a coach in the Scottish league, where only Celtic and Rangers FC usually fight for the title. Aberdeen are currently fourth in the Scottish Premier League with a whopping 41 points ahead of Celtic in first place. There are three points off third place, where Hearts are currently placed.

The competition isn’t exactly fierce. There’s Kick-boxer I suppose.

Aldi cling film. The fucking arseholes have put the serrated edge on the lid. Perverts.

"that's not what it says on the card but i knew your father..."

I got daggers from the wife for laughing out loud at that bit

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