Suggesting that someone should take time to do the Maths co-incided with the start of a really dull Teams training session for me.
Having done the Maths, splitting gate receipts would appear to be re-distributive, which really should be unsurprising:
I've just done ticket sales, adding value would be easy but wouldn't change the overall picture- it would make the curves steeper I think.
I've assumed that clubs finish in crowd size order, only to account for the split.
The eagle eyed will note that there are 6,000 more tickets in the "split" column. That's because I've done 0.75*the crowds in the other half as the average away share, and included 1x the crowds in the same half (50% x 2 games)
Fully expecting this to be pulled apart, but I welcome peer review to improve the robustness of the model.