Tony Ferrino

So sad. In the Prime of life.

Articulated = twa veh's.

How do you explain the trampoline thing to the kids? You've been bad since?

Cunto. Hope a tree falls on you tonight.

Accidentally turned on some sort of dark mode on here. Htf do I turn it back?

Lining up some sun tan adverts for freckly gingers no doubt

Ahh the 1990's.

18 fucking years.

Looking to buy my son's (18) first car. He found one on Facebook marketplace which we went to see and took out for a drive. Nice car, full service history starting in 2013 and the mileage increases add up. Said we'd let him know by tomorrow. Got home, did a check with green flag and everything was ok apart from the tax. The thing is the ownership. One owner up until June 2023 and then zilch. No registered owner. MOT was done in November and lasts until Nov 24. Tax ran out when it was sold in June last year, yet we went out for a test drive earlier and he said he'd been using it. It's a really good car for my son and he would buy it if down to him and the seller we spoke to seemed to be quite open and honest. Although it was done from an industrial unit rather than a family home. I've probably answered my own question.

Bert Raccoon been on yet?

User name change incoming.

I feel sorry for ghosts. Imagine being trapped alone in enternal afterlife where all you can do is rock chairs and bang walls.

You ok ***?

Got a feeling you lining up an egg joke ya devil.

Are you in prison.?

Oh god. They're going on Only Fans aren't they?

Hankie Froward.

Comedy went to shit when Spoonerisms fell out of fashion. Brankie Foyle Cilly Bonnelly Hussell Roward.

JPS Williams died of lung cancer in the '80's.

He's a middle aged bloke riding a bike.

Alan Sugar would have had a decent career if he hadn't invented computers.

Bad day?

Wife got me 3 truckles (or whatever they're called) of cheese with bits of cranberries, blueberries and other shit in them. She knows that crap winds me up but she likes them so there you go.

If there was a nonces telling jokes thread.