That photo isn't the best, and the less said about the strip the better, but by and large the Pars' marketing is head and shoulders above anything you'll see from most sides in this division, Rovers included.
The commercial department at Stark's think Snapchat is a cartoon about talking crocodiles.
For the avoidance of doubt, Davie's imminent departure was the horrible news that I'd heard.
My only hope now is that, if he does go, he goes to Arbroath and we can use the upcoming friendly as a farewell match.
Because I never get to be #ITK and, as it turns out, it's quite the feeling of power.
In all seriousness, it's nothing that's actually too groundbreaking, but I can't betray a confidence at this stage.
There's a reason they call it silly season.