Raith Against The Machine

I'd just tell them that, then. I'm fairly sure they can't sack you for turning down a promotion!

Just take the fucker but let them know that you'll have to severely curtail your hours at certain times of the year. And most mornings. And afternoons.

Totally agree. You're not Jeremy Kyle, why would you want to be? As an aside, you're "99% certain"? Then you shouldn't be saying anything in any case. With the slightest chance that you're wrong, you could end up looking like a massive c**t, with no mates at all! Stay away, stay safe.

I wholeheartedly agree with this post. Even if we do end up in the Second Division, I'd trust nobody more than John McGlynn to pull us back up.

Somehow the board have managed to get me roped into going to the next four home games. That's to be applauded, because I'd be questioning it otherwise. Great foresight.

That's alright, bufties give the best haircuts. And blowjobs.

Cheers, man!

Does anyone know if any of the barbers in Stirling open on a Sunday?

It's Louis XII of France and Barry from Eastenders!

I'm typing up my suggestion that the Rovers turn the Railway Stand into a stage as we speak. It'd be just about big enough to stage an entire Iron Maiden show.

Thank you, Styx Kirkcaldy, for the nightmares.

It'll be nice to hear Yellow at Stark's Park without it being immediately followed by "for Iain Davidson".

How's it looking in the south of Edinburgh just now? I've got to take a run to the airport around 6ish and I like to know what I'm heading into. For the record, I haven't seen a single snow drop yet in Dalgety Bay. I was in Edinburgh yesterday morning and there was proper snow at around 7am, but there wasn't any sign that it'd even rained in Dalgety Bay at half 9.

Yeah, I'm sure it is. If you hand in the same piece of work twice it gets a score of 100%.

I'm willing to bet the barman tops himself on opening night after hearing "I take it the drinks are free!" for the 800th time.

I'd be bored as f**k after 10 pints in 12 hours.

The Rovers are really pushing these lower gate prices, and I think it's great. I've already got my four ticket pack for myself, as a student the savings are phenomenal. Instead of £52 I'm getting four matches for £20! Couple that with the three matches where they've knocked three quid off my entry price and I've got enough money saved to buy a home shirt as a wee Christmas treat for myself. Extending the 4 Ticket Offer is a great idea, with Christmas becoming bigger and bigger in people's thoughts. I've already got my Dad's four tickets bought up.

I'm getting fed up with auld b*****ds at my work, calling in. A significant number of them have got f**k all manners, and expect the moon on a stick. A particular highlight of last week was some ancient bint from Forfar who hadn't paid her bill and had to make a card payment. "This better not be a scam!" You phoned me you brainless cow.

I'd like to hear from the club why they didn't pursue this opportunity, if indeed it was offered to them first of all. I'm not slavering for excuses, I'd just like a sentence or two of "We didn't think that the benefits that the scheme would bring would outweigh the extra costs, such as additional admin expenses" or whatever. There's obviously a legitimate reason why the Rovers decided to turn down the Flyers, and I'd quite like to know what it is, out of interest more than anything else.

Aye, it did. From memory, only the Tetris was worth playing. It was just this version.

Is there a website where I can basically just pick all of my favourite bands and it'll let me know when/where they're touring? I'm guessing you can do it on Ticketmaster or something, but presumably that'll only work if Ticketmaster are the ones selling the tickets. That'd be fine, I'm just wondering if there's a more comprehensive one that people use.

If a player leaves the field of play for something other than a blood injury does the ball have to be out of play before the referee can wave him back on? I was at the Stirling game earlier and one of the players had to change his tights and the referee refused to wave him back on until the ball was dead, even when the Stirling keeper had the ball and waited to give the ref the perfect opportunity. When the ball eventually went out for a throw-in, there was no inspection by either the ref or the linesman. I was under the impression the ref could wave a player back on at any point, so was George Salmond just being a dick, or was he adhering to the rules?

I honestly think John McGlynn uses Hearts' youths because he doesn't want to harm the progress of his own young players by throwing them in before they're ready, not because it's some nefarious scheme.

You're half right. John McGlynn is having the squad run the length of the Bay and back fourteen times a day in the hope that they'll develop superhuman radioactive footballing skills. Mixed results so far. One of Reece Donaldson's arms has fallen off, but at least McGlynn doesn't feel so insecure about being a baldy now that half the squad look like Right Said Fred.