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And then boasted about it in the pub, the way Celtic fans think winning the league again is anything of an achievement.

He'll be alright once he leaves school.

I will always remember this:

A man wakes up the morning after a party with a pounding hangover and only vague memories of what happened the previous night. The only relatively clear image in his mind is that the house where the party was had a golden toilet. This seems so unlikely that he dismisses it as just his imagination, but the image won't go away and he finally decides that the only way to settle the matter is to go back to the house and check. The problem is that he can't remember the address - he doesn't even know the name of the people who hosted the party as he was having a drink in the pub when he got chatting to some strangers who were on their way to it, and they invited him along. The only clue is that the house was within walking distance of the pub, so he goes there and starts walking the streets until he finally finds one that looks vaguely familiar. He's about to go up to the door when he realises that asking the householder if he has a golden toilet is going to make him look really stupid, so he comes up with a plan to get himself invited into the house, then ask to use the toilet and see for himself. So he goes up to the door and rings the bell. After a few moments the door is opened by a man who looks as if he's just got out of bed. Before the visitor can speak, the householder grabs him by the lapels and shouts, "You! You're the b*****d who shat in my tuba!"

^^^^^ Horrific Club Photos thread for this pish

Simon and Garfunkel - The Ginger Years

Morris Minor and the Majors - Stutter Rap

I keep seeing this. What does it mean?

Watching Dunfermline will do that to you.

I was thinking a young Tony Blackburn but I can see where you're coming from.

I liked the episode about the pub quiz, with the thick-as-shit couple ordering half pints instead of pints because they want to keep their heads clear... so the barman suggests they buy two each to save them coming back to the bar, and to make them easier to carry he'll put both halves in the one glass...

Way Out West. On the big screen at the National Media Museum in Bradford, during the 2017 UK Sons of the Desert Convention (the Laurel and Hardy Appreciation Society).

What football hooligans do during the close season http://www.centralfifetimes.com/news/lochgelly/15258812.Drunk_Lochgelly_man_threatened_to_kill_domino_players/

To be fair maybe they didn't understand what you were asking.

Get the original and write your own translation!

Typical Celtic supporter. Commits a crime abroad then flees from the consequences.

They say there are more germs on the average chopping board than the average toilet seat. So chop your vegetables on your toilet seat.

So you widnae then?

Always knew you were a troll!

Spill your coffee on it.

I'm still enjoying it. Mind you, I would watch Kaley Cuoco and Melissa Rauch reading the phone book.

It was United Airlines. Maybe it died while being dragged off the plane... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-39715188

Presumably without having a shower?