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With regard to the referee reading AWOL, there's no way I'm going to remember from the match reports, sorry. As I said, something tells me it was Davie Syme (possibly because he never seemed to give us anything in those days) but it's only a possibility. I'd forgotten the page existed until you posted it!

Might have been Davie Syme but I wouldn't swear to it.

That AWOL was first released at a home game, though I have no idea who we played. But after the match the referee was spotted reading it in the lounge of the Golden Gates. He complained about the referee doll thing - not because he was offended but because he claimed we had got his lodge number wrong!

All of those loan company adverts but especially those aimed at people who've already been turned down. There's presumably a very good reason why that has happened but these sharks don't care. They'll happily remove your wife's fingernails if you dare to default on the repayments. And even worse, the ones that ask for a guarantor. "You'll repay if they don't." WTF?

Indeed. When the ball comes towards them it's like a scene from The Prisoner.

Is he pronouncing it "Raith"?

He got them out when he was having a pish next to the interviewer.

But you were used to it by the time you moved up to Primary 2, I suppose?

I've said it before but they've brought the damn thing back... The kid playing Sherlock Holmes who examines the poorly-washed casserole dish and deduces what they had for tea earlier. Then when mum starts using a different brand of dishwasher tablets, the dish is spotless and he declares it "BO-ring!" If I was there he wouldn't have to worry whether it was clean or not because he'd get it broken across his skull.

There was a young man from Darjeeling Who boarded a bus bound for Ealing It said on the door "Don't spit on the floor" So he stood up and spat on the ceiling

They did a scene about this on The West Wing:

It happened with Spike Milligan and Life of Brian.

When people criticise that film, Michael Caine says he's never seen it... but he's seen the house that he bought with the money he got for making it.

Don't knock it until you've tried it. That said, I don't actually have a dog so I have to use my own...

Wasn't that because half of the players were stuck behind the overturned lorry?

Couldn't agree more. Now if you'll excuse me we're only a hundred feet above the runway and I haven't put the wheels down yet...

Or this:

People who can't spell "Princes Street". It's only the most famous street in Edinburgh and one of the best known in the world (no correspondence with Weegies will be entered into). It's bad enough when it's a tourist but when it's printed on a sodding till receipt...

Skinner Statto

The ones for debt assistance are just as bad. "We might be able to help you write off part of your debt." So whoever lent them the money loses out because this p***k can't handle his financial affairs?

^^^^ Peeping Tom, looking in people's windows

Maybe it was because the two pints came to more than £20...

But did she dress up as a 10-year-old schoolboy?