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  1. GordonD
    Cyclists who break the rules of the road deserve everything they get, but I bet this pair shat themselves when they realised who they'd annoyed! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-38617815
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    I suppose when you've been going to football for years you pick up on these subtle clues. Only Mr Blobby could shine out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark. Apart from a stream of bat's piss, of course.
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    Too easy to find. Put one sock inside the other.
  4. GordonD
    He's a Celtic supporter. Has to find a way to do it now that they've stopped planting bombs.
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    Don't know why they want to sign him; he's useless with crosses.
  6. GordonD
    Revealed at last - the origin of the "Rangers players were attacked" story!
  7. GordonD
    I wonder how many were conceived on the day of last year's! Watch for a sudden spike in the birth rate in Leith next month...
  8. GordonD
    Another crowd scene during Sunshine On Leith
  9. GordonD
    I'm hoping it was Jeremy Clarkson.
  10. GordonD
    Or a scheme, as the rest of us call it?
  11. GordonD
    It wasn't plastic. It was silicon. And it was last seen on top of a builder's van after I threw it out the window at a friend (he placed it atop the van, which in the morning had left, presumably with the artificial flange on top). That's unusual. Normally with a builders' van the c*nts are inside.
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    I remember them advertising Werther's Originals with this. If they're new and improved then they're not fucking original any more, are they?
  13. GordonD
    Jimmy Carr's laugh. (Under the 'annoying' part of the thread, BTW.)
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    Victor would be shocked! https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/398230/still-game-star-ford-kiernan-faces-sex-chat-rap-over-obscene-and-degrading-remarks-to-glasgow-barmaid/
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    Mine too. Can't think of a drama that comes close.
  16. GordonD
    Tam Cowan has been telling this story for years.
  17. GordonD
    http://www.gazetteherald.co.uk/news/15007350.North_Yorkshire_town_is_gripped_by_mystery_of_the_unclaimed_false_teeth/
  18. GordonD
    The name rings a faint bell but I wouldn't swear to it.
  19. GordonD
    He didn't go to away games that often. I'm trying to put a date on these photos, and my guess is 1984.
  20. GordonD
    What are they going to be like when we compete in the 2022 World Cup in Qatar? Oh, hang on...
  21. GordonD
    Don't let your wife read this or she'll be on at you to get one...
  22. GordonD
    ^^^^^ Take it in turns to lie next to the car exhaust pipe (science joke)
  23. GordonD
    Didn't you think to grab her handbag and throw it into the next carriage?
  24. GordonD
    Everybody in the West is completely confused by this latest topic as they all drink nothing but Buckfast.
  25. GordonD
    People who skive off work with a paper cut and leave the rest to cover for them.
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