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Melanius Mullarkey

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  1. Melanius Mullarkey
    My bairn's school has a wee disco in the church hall for the P7s. No frills or thrills. At last, the Catholic church gets something right.
  2. Melanius Mullarkey
    Buy it, keep the labels on, put it back on Monday for a refund. Thats what birds seem to do with party gear in my experience.
  3. Melanius Mullarkey
    England’s 1982 top is one of the finest football tops in the past 40 years.
  4. Melanius Mullarkey
    That ones about 72 on the top 100 reasons tbf.
  5. Melanius Mullarkey
    Chicken of any description should be nowhere near a pizza.
  6. Melanius Mullarkey
    Gives you a chance to get a shower as well.
  7. Melanius Mullarkey
    Thank god there’s some talent in your family. Other than your missus, obvs.
  8. Melanius Mullarkey
    Apart from Lemmy. Who is dead. And so are Rangers.
  9. Melanius Mullarkey
    The worst thing about the buffoons being caught on camera at these games is when they realise it, they keep looking at themselves on the screen rather than giving it a rather large:
  10. Melanius Mullarkey
    Philyerminter.
  11. Melanius Mullarkey
    Get his brother Billy to translate. Sounds like the guff he spouts.
  12. Melanius Mullarkey
    Look at him. Look at his head. Thats not right.
  13. Melanius Mullarkey
    Is she monitoring your bank activity remotely?
  14. Melanius Mullarkey
    He’s now a man of letters. .
  15. Melanius Mullarkey
    Give you a yard and you’ll take a mile.
  16. Melanius Mullarkey
    Every square mm of the building will be digitally mapped but that’s not really the point.
  17. Melanius Mullarkey
    1. The building was used as part of the education process. 2. Minter. Not enough evidently.
  18. Melanius Mullarkey
    The building is far more than “a load of bricks and mortar”. It’s an architecturally significant building and moreover, it’s a world renowned flagship educational establishment in the art and design sphere. A lot more than just a building went up in flames here.
  19. Melanius Mullarkey
    “Fell” into the bath.
  20. Melanius Mullarkey
    On the prowl yesterday. Shortly before slaughtering a small bird.
  21. Melanius Mullarkey
    Wid.
  22. Melanius Mullarkey
    Fucking hell
  23. Melanius Mullarkey
    Too soon m8. It’s still warm ffs.
  24. Melanius Mullarkey
    Caught the cat playing with a dead bird earlier. Was obviously young but it was quite dark with gold/yellow tinged feathers. Quite a sticky out beak as well. Any idea what it was (didn’t take pic).
  25. Melanius Mullarkey
    Anyway, on the plus side they can enter the video of the fire into this years Turner Prize.
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