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Melanius Mullarkey

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  1. Melanius Mullarkey
    Why dont I get invited to high class dinners with ice buckets of vodka and red bull in the middle of the table?
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    AH TELL YOU WOT, BUT, DEREK FERGUSON IS ENTHUSIASTIC AND THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME.
  3. Melanius Mullarkey
    Doing her makeup in the screen reflection probably.
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    PS, off topic, it's Killie you luddite. I was wondering if someone would notice......
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    Was it a bee?
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    Speaking of 1971, here’s the Scottish Cup being rescued from Pittodrie in February that year after a third of the main stand was toasted, destroying much of the clubs historical records dating back to 1903.
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    Eednud is closest. And even then he’s wildly wrong.
  8. Melanius Mullarkey
    Are you Bob Holness?
  9. Melanius Mullarkey
    No
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    Not really.
  11. Melanius Mullarkey
    Not a shrubbery. in fact it’s not living.
  12. Melanius Mullarkey
    Not a melon.
  13. Melanius Mullarkey
    Not a bush.
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    f**k sake, what’s that smell? Rotten egg gas around planet Uranus http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-43871497 woof woof.
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    A bees knacker.
  17. Melanius Mullarkey
    Good night sweet square headed prince.
  18. Melanius Mullarkey
    Who are the other 3?
  19. Melanius Mullarkey
    Nice to see Nick Cave getting a night out in Paisley.
  20. Melanius Mullarkey
    ITS A BOY ITS A BOY ITS A BOY.
  21. Melanius Mullarkey
    Anger is only one letter short of Danger - Eleanor Roosevelt.
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    Hi ho Hi ho its off to work he goes.
  24. Melanius Mullarkey
    I'll be honest, it wasnt an option I'd considered. Going to have to rethink this manic monday.
  25. Melanius Mullarkey
    Spluttery hot taps and grey trousers. #mckee'd it
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