My eyes are fucked. Although ive been a speccy c**t for a few years, going from reading something to looking up at the telly is a nightmare and takes upwards of 3 seconds for things to come into focus.
Probably need new gregs to be honest.
Remember and wear an obscure shitty English team’s fitba top and sit near the front to get yourself noticed.
Or get @Div. to commission a special Pie and Bollocks tshirt for you.
Mind that time St jobnstone went in dry against Sevco live on tv in the cup and at 3-0 up with about 20 minutes to go or someauch Paterson was bleating on that Saints should be playing it into the corner.
Utter fandan.
Young Dandies off to a Hampden. Bruce Anderson treblesoccergoal brushes Killie aside.
https://www.afc.co.uk/report_nostats/report-young-dons-reach-youth-cup-final/
I actually looked up the background to these wee shites and they are modelled on a fictional village based in the UK in the 1950s. There is only one black family (hedgehogs) and a couple of brown ones (chocolate labs and something else) but the rest are essentially white.
They should rename it Brexitanian Families.
That's the little stripy fuckers she's got. Seriously considering smearing some catnip onto them in the hope that the cat drags them outside and mauls them on the grass.