Melanius Mullarkey

You eating it right off the floor?

Looks like a shite game of monopoly tbf. One movement from anyone making up the table and the board is couped.

My bag was full of abacuses.

Embryonic reporter just makes up arcade game character. https://stv.tv/news/features/1410983-how-nostalgic-game-consoles-bring-joy-to-a-new-generation/ It’s PacMan, hen. It says it in the photo.

They’re tights not leggings.

It's one thing a lot of Jambos on here cling desperate to tbh. That and the crowds.

Plot lost.

#StandFree03

How does Bairnardo pick his nose?

I’ll mix you.

I gave up using log tables. Pain in the arse carrying them around.

I’ve just had to replace the battery in my calculator. Bought it in 1992 and that’s the first replacement. Spending nearly 4p a year in calculator batteries. Might need to invest in one of the new fangled “solar powered” ones.

Will you stop going on about this fucking parking shite.

Rugby?

Personally I like the photos. 1 and 2 bring home the post war bleak wasteland that is Dumfries whilst 3 is an allegory for the lives of all Doonhamers. Thrown onto this spinning rock, too close to one another and inward looking despite a world of opportunity if they would only move. These photos should be in the MOMA IMO.

Japanese Flag McGlinchey

Back from the dead one might say.

Like mother like daughter?

Wid till Ted Bovis dragged me off.

Murun Buchstansangar?

It is Aberdeen so you’re probably right.

Rentaghost?

I’m off to see a week old Noah on Friday. Didn’t realise it was such a popular name these days.

The mum has obviously had her fair share of seamen. What what.