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Melanius Mullarkey

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    Tea but need strong alcohol.
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    Chin up m8. Could be worse. You could be in Glasgow tomorrow for Old Firm* day.
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    Maybe they’ve got halitosis and are embarrassed by it.
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    This. Absolute tinpot Island.
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    I was in Paisley 10 minutes ago. Could have been me.
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    Man with knives threatened to kill council staff and showed them pictures of haemorrhoids and the Illuminati https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/man-knives-threatened-kill-council-staff-showed-pictures-haemorrhoids-illuminati/ Somebody hacked King Kebab’s old hard drive by the sound of it.
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    Mr Smiley: My Last Pill And Testement by a Howard Marks. Thought it was going to give a bit more of an insight into the swedger era but it was actually quite boring. He was essentially on the trail of a large eccy haul. Involves a lot of “so I went to Marbella and laid low for 2 months” or “went to a Germany on a book signing” blah blah. Interesting link to the Brinks Mat bullion stuff but that’s about it.
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    Doorman.
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    Porridge and peanut butter FFS
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    If you think somewhere with a name like Kilmarnock is anywhere other than Scotland then you’re a fucking thickcunt.
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    And £500 notes. I'll be round to spend it on beer later.
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    Have paper £10 notes really been phased out? I was planning on raiding the bairns piggy bank for drinking money later, knowing she possesses a ten spot.
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    They're all to busy "Making Glasgow".
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    Hopefully not Daddy's.
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    Woman still alive. https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/dundee-people-catching-cake-cutting-ardler-primary-school-pupil-25-years/
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    When folk try to make fun of folk trying to make fun of folk having a drink from Starbucks or Costa.
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    Just look at that baldy old p***k.
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    Ah you got me there Welshy you big BBC basturt.
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    Go on then.
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    Of course you can. Pretty sure these folk werent phoning from 35000 feet. More like <10000 as they were plummeting to the ground. I've done that before (the phoning bit, not the plummeting to the ground bit).
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    Today is my Tuesday. So f**k the lot of you.
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