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Melanius Mullarkey

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  1. Melanius Mullarkey
    Congratulations throbber. She looks a wee cracker. Pass on all our regards to Mrs throbber also.
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    ^^^^cooncil gritter
  4. Melanius Mullarkey
    So that’s 9-9.30 covered.
  5. Melanius Mullarkey
    Schools shut. Work effectively shut. Can only mean one thing; RELEASE THE SLEDGE.
  6. Melanius Mullarkey
    They’re as “genuine” as Sevco.
  7. Melanius Mullarkey
    Is that what got the car moving again? If so, you should be onto Traffic Scotland and get Humza to recommend that as the course of action for tomorrow’s strandees.
  8. Melanius Mullarkey
    Cheaper than a full colour HD one.
  9. Melanius Mullarkey
    “Genuine” title race, the BBC says.
  10. Melanius Mullarkey
    Love that seaweed.
  11. Melanius Mullarkey
    Went out earlier today, came back in an hour later, bone dry with a filthy belly. Must be a coal bunker nearby.
  12. Melanius Mullarkey
    Some poor c**t that used to have cheese, probably.
  13. Melanius Mullarkey
    Judging by his second comment I would say he's down to 1 Mars Bar.
  14. Melanius Mullarkey
    The big question is though: Are you on the outside looking in or the inside looking out?
  15. Melanius Mullarkey
    Who do you think I am? Whiskychimp?
  16. Melanius Mullarkey
    Seriously hope the Dundee schools dont close tomorrow. Was getting quite irate with the bairn earlier as she kicked the head off my snowman. Little shite.
  17. Melanius Mullarkey
    “As Rangers narrow the gap on Celtic, do we now have a genuine title race?” asks BBC Scotland news. Sigh.
  18. Melanius Mullarkey
    Agreed. The gnashing of teeth this morning was a delight. Play to the whistle. In more important news, a (maroon) wheelie bin blew onto the road in front of me earlier. Luckily I managed to stop a good 20 m before I hit it.
  19. Melanius Mullarkey
    No. It’s nowhere near that bad. Nothing like the BBC to desperately whip up some hysteria.
  20. Melanius Mullarkey
    Snowplough and gritter just toddled up the street (a cul de sac) #coonciltax #valueformoney
  21. Melanius Mullarkey
    So far...........
  22. Melanius Mullarkey
    This.
  23. Melanius Mullarkey
    What the f**k are the army doing? Sitting on their heroic arses, that’s what. pffft.
  24. Melanius Mullarkey
    Blue bin for garden waste, then?
  25. Melanius Mullarkey
    My council tax went up last year, and my road still isnt fucking gritted. Nor are my bins emptied. Bins aren't till Thursday, m8.
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