Melanius Mullarkey

What a nation of shitebags. f**k all new sna' in Dundee and in fact the sun has been out.

I'm no Jacques Cousteau but I think that's the sea rolling in, m8.

Is there any other kind? Ones that are breathingly challenged? This. Except mine doesn't work but I still wish she would f**k off and stop nipping my bonce.

Including unwanted wives?

Those lavvies wont unblock themselves you know. Anyway, took the bairn to school earlier. Although the roads were a bit dodgy nobody died on route. I on the other hand felt it was too dangerous to go to work today so a day of working from home (ie getting the sledge runners sharpened for later).

Hiya Sandra, Hiya Pal!

They probably should have stuck in at school. If it was open.

Down now. Pretty sure for a while it was:

Sad!

Arguably the most technologically advanced country in the world and they haven't heard of electric blankets? Have a word, m8.

Stanstead - Dundee flight has now just circled over the house for the 6th time. Should be an interesting landing for the poor c***s.

Wid.

Took me nearly 20 minutes to drive home there. Fucking seething.

For about 5 minutes, now its back to shite again.

Thats a bit forward? Do you even know the poster?

Silent Night (4.50pm onwards, 21/05/2016).

(And i mean both)

Sperrins update?

Surprised by this snow. Never saw it coming.

The snow will fill up the holes for a while.

I'd just like to thank Granny Danger for all his contributions over the years. Some good, some bad, some indifferent, Godspeed! #gbnf

Is he a shitehouse who loves the Old Firm* dry length aswell? Naturally.

Invested in some of these yesterday.