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Melanius Mullarkey

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  1. Melanius Mullarkey
    Some wifie apparently walked 2 miles to a service station only to find it was shut. Hopefully the staff were hiding inside stifling their guffaws.
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    It’s because they’re made of asphalt. HTH.
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    Managed to get some sledging in there in Dudhope Park. f**k yer Winter Olympics.
  5. Melanius Mullarkey
    Nothing like the warm air blowing out the side of a laptop on a snowy day.
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    Get that shite into the Tennent’s thread, please. Yours etc.
  7. Melanius Mullarkey
    By overtime, you mean fixing your pizza sign, right?
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    At least it keeps all the scum from travelling.
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    Looks like doulikefish has been dipping his index finger in the bottle. At least, I’m hoping that’s what it is.
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    Sunsnow in Dundee. (snowman’s head modelled on the wife’s heid).
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    Rugby is shit.
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    Mine has actually gone up.
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    Congratulations throbber. She looks a wee cracker. Pass on all our regards to Mrs throbber also.
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    ^^^^cooncil gritter
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    So that’s 9-9.30 covered.
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    Schools shut. Work effectively shut. Can only mean one thing; RELEASE THE SLEDGE.
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    They’re as “genuine” as Sevco.
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    Is that what got the car moving again? If so, you should be onto Traffic Scotland and get Humza to recommend that as the course of action for tomorrow’s strandees.
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    Cheaper than a full colour HD one.
  21. Melanius Mullarkey
    “Genuine” title race, the BBC says.
  22. Melanius Mullarkey
    Love that seaweed.
  23. Melanius Mullarkey
    Went out earlier today, came back in an hour later, bone dry with a filthy belly. Must be a coal bunker nearby.
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    Some poor c**t that used to have cheese, probably.
  25. Melanius Mullarkey
    Judging by his second comment I would say he's down to 1 Mars Bar.
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