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Melanius Mullarkey

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  1. Melanius Mullarkey
    I fucking hate the p***k.
  2. Melanius Mullarkey
    YEAH! what are we shouting for again?
  3. Melanius Mullarkey
    That’s cute.
  4. Melanius Mullarkey
    7 (seven) Giraffes
  5. Melanius Mullarkey
    But the wings make you feewl wike a pwincess.
  6. Melanius Mullarkey
    Go to the nearest pedestrian crossing.
  7. Melanius Mullarkey
    I was referring to Mrs throbber's lady garden.
  8. Melanius Mullarkey
    Swans will go through bones like butter. All UK swans are allergic to butter. Dairy intolerant.
  9. Melanius Mullarkey
    Good luck throbs. Hopefully not too many stitches required afterwards.
  10. Melanius Mullarkey
    Nothing wrong with a pair of coloured “southern necessities” now and again.
  11. Melanius Mullarkey
    Roger McGuinn.
  12. Melanius Mullarkey
    I do my bit.
  13. Melanius Mullarkey
    I hope you threw her in the Loch and then divorced her. Fucking portrait mode.
  14. Melanius Mullarkey
    ^^^^^ hammered.
  15. Melanius Mullarkey
    https://stv.tv/news/east-central/1408343-spiders-eggs-found-in-bunch-of-supermarket-bananas/ Shopper finds eggs from deadly spider in Asda bananas The man phoned the police, who promptly destroyed the eggs.
  16. Melanius Mullarkey
    Was KB up in Dundee yesterday by any chance? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-43058120
  17. Melanius Mullarkey
    A Lidl bag?
  18. Melanius Mullarkey
    Why is he called El Buffalo?
  19. Melanius Mullarkey
    Red dotted by the missus or divorced. Which is worse?
  20. Melanius Mullarkey
    Your thumb looks abnormally long. That’s a carrot, m8.
  21. Melanius Mullarkey
    Or one of these. Up the Arsenal.
  22. Melanius Mullarkey
    He'll be too busy out keying the sides of Kia Ce'eds just now.
  23. Melanius Mullarkey
    I am reluctantly willing to give the sausage stovies a try if Nade posts the recipe.
  24. Melanius Mullarkey
    Stovies with square sausage is way worse than anything that I've ever done. And I include sweet mince curry with pineapple through it in that equation.
  25. Melanius Mullarkey
    Somebody hacked your account, m8.
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