Melanius Mullarkey

Posted without a hint of irony.

Mrs Bs height has never been specified on here thank you Youve got the megaphone and she's got the custard jumper. obvs.

A £9.99 postal order is on its way.

Only in you use the laptop to decapitate them I would but it looks like it weighs about 30kg so it’s a 2-man lift. #safetyfirst

c***s who refuse to upgrade their shitty laptop from a 2010 model to a modern desktop (or laptop) meaning that when they say that they'll email me something I need and it doesnt appear in 2 miliseconds, they say, "oh my laptop's just gone down and it will take ages to boot up again, I'll send it on tomorrow.". Pretty sure a there's not a court in the land that would convict me for decapitating the useless fucker. If he's reading this (which I highly doubt), your days are numbered.

Except he didn't.

What's your viewpoint on tits?

^^^^Anti diabetic sentiment.

I won’t be asking you for a loan then. (You may want to rethink your marketing strategy)

That’s fucking grim. The shite was obviously premeditated and had probably been brewing in her drawers for a good while beforehand.

You too. And hopefully tomorrow too.

You should have tried that 9 months ago.

Ibrox was well respected in the 70s and 80s. Much like Jimmy Savile and Gary Glitter.

Indeed. Here’s a piece of trivia for you Tam. The chimney that appears at the back of the Elgin team photo was part of an old mill on the river Lossie. It was taken down sometime in the late 70s and the child that had the privilege of pressing the demolition button was a Mr Dougal Sharp who stayed close to it at the time.

How’s the weather at the horizon?

We want to be happy but we won’t be happy, till we make you happy too.

Skol?

50 years ago today, Elgin City beat Arbroath 2-0 to become the first and still only Highland League club to reach the Scottish cup QF.

Spiders.

I believe welshy’s bus driving story. Mainly because I think he looks like Blakey.

She can stop in by B and Q for a stepladder.

Christ, mind they three wheelers! You still got yours, Mags?

I was in the shop yesterday and I noticed that the pizza sign debacle is still ongoing. If it’s not resolved by sunday I’ll be forced to send the wife in to rectify it.

She’s like a 1970s Brian Eno. Wid.

Might be him or Beedie.