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Melanius Mullarkey

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  1. Melanius Mullarkey
    The one I saw is, because I wrote it.
  2. Melanius Mullarkey
    I’m just going by the graffiti in the bogs.
  3. Melanius Mullarkey
    Aye, on an out of 10 rating folk site maybe.
  4. Melanius Mullarkey
    ^^^^2/4.
  5. Melanius Mullarkey
    Just go, now please.
  6. Melanius Mullarkey
    Close.
  7. Melanius Mullarkey
    Wid x 2
  8. Melanius Mullarkey
    Thornbridge Tart. Very citrussy.
  9. Melanius Mullarkey
    Some wifie apparently walked 2 miles to a service station only to find it was shut. Hopefully the staff were hiding inside stifling their guffaws.
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  11. Melanius Mullarkey
    It’s because they’re made of asphalt. HTH.
  12. Melanius Mullarkey
    Managed to get some sledging in there in Dudhope Park. f**k yer Winter Olympics.
  13. Melanius Mullarkey
    Nothing like the warm air blowing out the side of a laptop on a snowy day.
  14. Melanius Mullarkey
    Get that shite into the Tennent’s thread, please. Yours etc.
  15. Melanius Mullarkey
    By overtime, you mean fixing your pizza sign, right?
  16. Melanius Mullarkey
    At least it keeps all the scum from travelling.
  17. Melanius Mullarkey
    Looks like doulikefish has been dipping his index finger in the bottle. At least, I’m hoping that’s what it is.
  18. Melanius Mullarkey
    Or when your hammered and inadvertently end up there. (did that once at a flat I had stayed at 5 years beforehand. No idea how I got there but there I was, chapping to get in).
  19. Melanius Mullarkey
    Front door, back door, sex dungeon, office door and shed door.
  20. Melanius Mullarkey
    Sunsnow in Dundee. (snowman’s head modelled on the wife’s heid).
  21. Melanius Mullarkey
    Rugby is shit.
  22. Melanius Mullarkey
    Mine has actually gone up.
  23. Melanius Mullarkey
    Congratulations throbber. She looks a wee cracker. Pass on all our regards to Mrs throbber also.
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  25. Melanius Mullarkey
    ^^^^cooncil gritter
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