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Melanius Mullarkey

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  1. Melanius Mullarkey
    One word: Kenneth Noye
  2. Melanius Mullarkey
    This little c**t?
  3. Melanius Mullarkey
    Court appearance probably. Probably Donald Finlay QC. He must have a lot of pent up anger this week.
  4. Melanius Mullarkey
    Indeed. Shitehawk behaviour from, most likely, a lower class buffoon.
  5. Melanius Mullarkey
    I think thats the thing. Its natural to go to the left rather than the right. Well here it is anyway.
  6. Melanius Mullarkey
    Sounds like she's needing some "comfort".
  7. Melanius Mullarkey
    The wee escalators in the Overgate in Dundee near Clinton Cards. They're the wrong way round. The one on the right goes up where it should be the one on the left. Must be a switch somewhere to change direction.
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    Have a motorbike engine in their front garden. Have 300 gnomes/windmills/little painted signs in their front garden. Have 200 lumps of dog shit in their front garden.
  9. Melanius Mullarkey
    It’s got Sally Bretton in it so it’s not all bad tbf.
  10. Melanius Mullarkey
    Makes it worse tbh.
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    Your back garden (no euph) is in a better state than mine tbf.
  14. Melanius Mullarkey
    And neither am I tbh.
  15. Melanius Mullarkey
    Should get them involved in the Lorne/Slice/Square sausage debate that rages on.
  16. Melanius Mullarkey
    Going to see Stewart Lee tomorrow night. Reminded the missus of this at the weekend and she says "Oh good, is that the Canadian guy that does the one liners or the lanky guy that was in the jungle". I don't know why I bother.
  17. Melanius Mullarkey
    He's really not.
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    They sound more Scottish than Irish. Have you not got some apologising to do to your vomit-covered mother?
  20. Melanius Mullarkey
    It is, but still sounds Irishey.
  21. Melanius Mullarkey
    And not a "marnock" amongst them.
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    Over how many games each though?
  24. Melanius Mullarkey
    Better seeing that than one being pushed in 9 months earlier.
  25. Melanius Mullarkey
    Bit crispy?
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