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    Housebuilders. "can we have 6 different items of timber, but can you put certain things on the top of the bundles and then make it all into 10 individual bundles please?". Time consuming as f**k.
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    Here, theres an aldi next to EEP eh?? It's an invasion!!
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    Khan he kick it??
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    Puts plates or bowls in the sink after her lunch, but still leaves crisp bags or biscuit wrappers on said items when she puts them in the sink.....
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    Did he win the steak pie???
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    Manky c***s that don't wash their hands should have them chopped off.
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    She can be a noisy eater at times, but if I dare pull her up about it , hell mend me...
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    Here I am, stuck in the middle with you...
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    Wee Lewis up front with the other two strikers. They can score goals and win knock-downs for lewis to score as well. No-brainer for me.
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    R.I.P Brian Marr.
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    I know you. I do, I know you.
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    You bassa. That was my local chippy before I moved to East lothian, you could have told me that decades ago. Thought you were one of the good guys. Pah!!
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    Got a nice piece of silverside for tea yesterday, she put it the oven for 1.5 hours and went to take it out, only to discover she'd put the grill on, not the oven. Apparently it was my fault for not checking it..
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    We used to have a lodger staying with us a few years ago, who was a heavy smoker, and a messy c**t to boot. He would flick fag Ash all over the back steps, and would smoke out of his room window during the night and chuck the butt ends out the window and into the garden. Manky fucker.
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    Walked into asda earlier with my raith top on, and saw a jambo. I don't think the wink went down well
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    Nope, pic was taken with my phone.
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    I've now just discovered my £300 camera is broken and not working after somehow being dropped. I genuinely wish i hadn't fucking got up this morning.
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    While cooking my breakfast I managed to knock the frying pan onto the floor, which has left a large pan shaped mark on the vinyl flooring, which won't shift.
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    Work colleague, 21 years old, told me today that he never carries a mask as he "doesn't see the point" and nobody has challenged him on public transport or in shops, so he doesn't bother wearing one.
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    I commented on a post regarding lewis capaldi yesterday, and some fucking idiot stranger screenshotted a photo of me and the wife and made a nasty comment about her appearance. What a fucking c**t, why the f**k would you do something like that??
  24. philpy
    "how did you survive lockdown??"
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    That's it well and truly started now!!
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