Theroadlesstravelled

You can’t even call people fat these days.

No wonder they ran away.

His defence will be - she was doing ma nut in the whole time.

As I recall Bush’s reply was “it’s not my size”.

Never had a salad either.

There’s no way Gerrard will get the Liverpool job. Once Klopp leaves they’ll want someone who has won hings at the highest level. A few domestic titles from a diddy league and getting papped out at the group stage in the Europa league isn’t going to impress them.

A real ‘every second touch is a tackle’ Scottish fitba game.

Unfortunately it will be lost on Brexit voters. They don’t eat fruit and vegetables.

That is a satirical movie and a classic. Candyman is a daft, horror/comedy movie that will be forgotten about in a year. The RACIAL INJUSTICE IN AMERICA theme is redundant and self-defeating. Ultimately it was just a shite movie.

Candyman- 1/10 Remember when movies didn’t need to have an political agenda and were just entertainment?

Messi has been a complete flop so far.

Why’s the flag see through? Made of shell suit material probably.

Or rather you spent £30 million and can’t beat Livi who are are collection of free transfers from the 4th tier in England.

Do Liverpool even score a clean, nicely worked goal? It’s all deflections, follow-ups, knock-ins from 2 yards or “the goalkeeper could have done better” goals. They're poor to watch if you’re a neutral.

La Liga is the most boring league in Europe?

Velma on the right there would get it.

I’m normally a fan of diddies on diddies but I’ll pass here.

It’s too soon. Not enough ”whit aboot ma pension?” types have died yet.

Why is everyone a ugly ned?

This isn’t the place to criticise Gilmour but he should be imposing himself in games against teams like Watford.

All this proves is that Celtic are shitehawks as well.

Hoping this is the year that Burnley go down.

We have these fuds to compete with.

Find someone that loves you as much as Boab loves long covid.

Banter is back on the table boys.