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Theroadlesstravelled

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  1. Why is your pal called sausage supper? He likes supping on sausages. And by sausage I mean whopping penises.
  2. It’s great to see people be interested in politics. Especially when they look like her.
  3. Anytime I say I have an ailment she suddenly always has something worst when are zero symptoms. Me- I have a bit of a headache. Her- I have a migraine. Me- I have a bit of hay fever. Her- I have a sinus infection.
  4. Diving is an abomination but Kane is one of the worst.
  5. The Leeds keeper needs a few steak pies. He looks about 8 stone.
  6. Chris Burke is almost 37. I’d hope we have better players than him.
  7. The media circus that followed the tackle on VVD has ruined The Ev.
  8. Celtic fans will never be able to take the moral high ground on anything.
  9. 2020 will end on a high if Sean Dyche gets fired.
  10. Borat 2 Scripted shite. About as realistic as Marvel movies.
  11. Rapper Lil Wayne says he is voting for Trump, Libspolsion on Twitter that he’s an idiot, a sell out and anti-black. There’s nothing like trying to take the high road and convince people your right than losing it and calling them names.
  12. I’m surprised this already wasn’t in place. The Gammons will hate it. “Moose limbs are taking my free speech.”
  13. Corbyn- “I can’t be an antisemite, my best pal is a nasty Joo”.
  14. 5-0 against Man Utd. I didn’t know Red Bull came in minter flavour.
  15. Who actually likes her? Middle aged men that haven’t seen a set of titties since they last looked in the mirror?
  16. Everything, at the moment. I think it’s time to trade her in for a newer model.
  17. Every time I’m reminded of people like Lee Hurst I wonder why Piers Morgan is so popular.
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