PB 4.2

Anal sex always comes with a cost.

You should email Electric Six.

I wouldn't have used the same wood stain on the fences and shed.

Absolutely right. Folk are trying to push your buttons because you've been on the sauce but you're standing strong. If he was so scared why would he enter such a bar ( outwith the cheap bottle deals!)? It's clear that Flybhoy is a straight-thinking heterosexual caucasian gentleman. Comfortable in his own skin. He perfectly understands that homosexual practice is perfectly normal, and has been since 1967.

Rest assured I leave cats alone, to sniff their own arseholes.

commiserations.

Drinkwatch Skidmarks keeping tabs on everyone's alcohol consumps, as per! Nearly two pages yet no critique that you have a cat and a fucking cat's climbing frame! And people still question whether the mods are in control?

.. and now you're an even bigger fan?

Lovely work. +1.

Imagine the gear you could have got if you'd went round the other 9! You'd be the top boi of Wallyford.

Sounds like a great day out.

Agreed. Time to hand in his pedals.

Word Salad. Time you were banned again, McSpreader.

UTN: the Blacksheep of Larbert. Apologies to other residents of Larbert which use normal transportation methods.

He reminds me of a neanderthal who drinks in the Louden, marches in the flute band, holidays in the Shankhill, and is raging the SG wants to rein in his disruptive behaviour. It might be standard Larbert behaviour but its horrible to witness.

Good posting, thanks.

The C.A.S.T team don't comment on individual cases. It stems from angry cyclist UTN who's been unable to keep a leash on his notorious temper, he detests road safety, he's very angry that we're actively trying to reduce the number of cyclists from our tax-funded-roads, and reduce fatalities. As a means to deflect away from our excellent work, he's verbally attacking myself through nasty comments about my ex-wife and bombarding me with suggestions that I'm a hold sexual feeling towards children. The reason why I phrased it in this particular way NJ2, was to make everyone aware of the particular case of "bad cycling" that riled UTN. But to protect the anonymity of the young women who we caught skipping a red light in Northern Edinburgh. If I released her details - which was Hazel Irving, 12 Orchard Bank, Edin - we feared it could damage her, and the integrity of the C.A.S.T campaign. I was doing the right thing. We don't. We video anyone who's cycling in a dangerous or illegal manner. We don't care about anyone's gender, age or religious beliefs. For the record are you suggesting I abuse children?

The seat is higher up then the handlebars and the bike doesn't have any pedals.

The Cycling Action Survey Team film bad cycling. We dont discriminate against and race, age, or sex. If, as per your example, we can explain how traffic lights work and allow a flat chested Caucasian teenager to live a longer life and have that white wedding she's always dreamed of, then we'll continue filming.

Absolutely. The plan is clearly to minimise the time spent and the name etching thing has been done for two reasons. 1) To pander to statts weird behaviour. 2) Incase he needs a name prompt as family contact continues to diminish. His 45th birthday will be a 1man tent embroidered with his choice of pet name. The big 50, a round the world ticket for one with full naming rights for every flight.

Why do you edit nearly every one of your shite replies. It's the hallmark of a very rattled individual. I use the manufacturers choice of letters because I'm not a fucking churlish simpleton. Can you tell p &b why you have "pet names for every one of your bikes?"

The only call is whether he's intentionally boring or not. The Partridge username makes me a little suspicious.

@virginton 2017 is nearly 10 months old. Have you posted anything original during this time period?

FFS was hoping I would have a few pages to read tonight. Best call the roasters: @Unleash The Nade Loved this: @statts1976uk Can you remind us all the names of your bikes?