WC Boggs

Ok enough. I have exclusively obtained video footage exclusively of the said Saturday night fever with Jack. You can clearly see he is carrying an injury and likely sustains a further injury to his lips near the end.

To be brutally honest, we now seem to need a win by 2 goals to stay up, from a team that doesn't seem to have a win by 2 goals in it. I need another nap.

I always thought unnaturally big only applied to American boobies, so this is all lost on me.

Forgive yourself Moonster, it's a lot easier to get excited about promotion than relegation.

I'd prefer Offord up with Carrick in a 4-4-2 instead of whatever the hell we have been playing. Josh Cooper out wide right instead of Hilson. It couldn't make it worse than it has been and a bit more pace up front wouldn't hurt either.

2 hours? Hey you can have a nap before the game.

Well tonight's the night. I can't even face watching the BBC live texts come in. I plan to have a tension free nap with Vodka assistance. I'll face up to this when it's over. In F all I trust.

Problem confirmed, by at least 4 goals too many.

For me personally, the worst case scenario is both teams having to go at it again in league 2 next season. One of us is bad enough, but both would just suck!

I have zero idea who will prevail over two legs. We are horribly erratic.

A contest I wanted like an Alzheimer's diagnosis. The Binos are my team so I want them to stay up. If we lose this then so be it, will want Dumbarton to go up. There are no sweary words in the English language evil enough to describe how I feel about this contest happening, but I'm stuck with it.

You've said most of what I would have BB, so I'll just add something rare for me. I wasn't impressed by Darren's contribution today. It often looked more like professional wrestling than football out there and Annan did more extended dying scenes than a William Topaz McGonigle performance of Hamlet. Our set up looked unbalanced from the kick off though. Carrick on his own and isolated again front centre. It hasn't worked, it still didn't and I don't understand it in a winner takes all match. We did nothing at all down the right and with Hilson not having much pace that wasn't a surprise. Absolutely nothing in the way of change until it was far too late and I didn't think much of that. I'm not after Darren's head. Let me make that clear, but I thought he got it wrong today and we could do without shooting ourselves in the foot from the dugout.

Fair enough, far from the first time my memory has let me down. I remembered a cup tie at Brockville when Rangers refused to play on a plastic surface. I thought it was more recent than that but clearly wasn't. Senior moment indeed.

No contract clause. The original Forthbank pitch in 1994 was astroturf'. When that was needing replaced, the board put an astro or grass vote to the trust membership. They voted for grass.

One of the tumbleweeds blowing around the office may have jammed up the computer's fan.

Don't care mate, still not taking Bartley off your hands.

Then again, cup finals have never really been our thing.

Well, you huffed and puffed some, but you got into the playoffs at the right end of the table. Good luck to you in them.

Well done on securing the play off spot. Keep the pitch nice we might be visiting soon.

All or nothing next week. I suppose I'm just relieved we live to fight another day.

I'm pleased for Queens fans that their team is safe. My own team isn't, so may or may not see you next season.

I have to agree with all of that.

As far as I know your fans did nothing wrong. The stewards would be there to keep those pubic hairless neds away from you. One was arrested and charged by the police at the last home game. Ultras. Football's version of herpes.

Lucky you. My highlight of the day was listening to The Sweet and ballroom blitz over a half time ciggie.

Take it any way you want bud. You asked a question, you got an answer that it's all in the past and that's all you're getting.