Dan Steele

The Bastoni method: take 52 trending political keywords, write one on each of the cards in a pack. Shuffle. Write them down in the order they're now in, and send to publisher.

Pop up here to the wild borderlands of Perthshire and Angus. Our co-op has all three varieties on offer every morning. The crispy, well-fired ones are great with scrambled eggs. Agree about the one between soft and well-fired especially with square sliced. Floury one just rubbish though.

Same for me. Installed "adblock for Samsung" and all OK for last hour.

Wearing a hat at the table? Milkshake for Galloway.

Oh you'll pay for it when it works its way through your system.

Ah, now it all makes sense.

That goes way beyond this thread's remit. Crimes against food for this monstrosity.

This reeks of a desperate man who would happily rewrite his earlier outrageous statements about Brexit in order to be seen in a better light in the hope he's welcomed in to a prime position by whoever gets the job. Wouldn't be surprised if he did put his name up for PM, right enough. I think the term for this behaviour is "doing a Ruthie".

All good news at Station Park so far.

"And don't let me catch you eating taramasolata again. It's european".

Well, it won't be today as she's now saying she could work with Boris as PM. Must be time for a no-questions photo opportunity, though. Her staff probably on the phone to that buffalo farm right now. I think her political opportunism is clear for all to see. Well, except for the media.

Definitely one of the finest shows on TV. Cranston was superb and rest of the main characters not far behind. Excellent stuff. The Lionel Methi of television...

Brilliant.

Threats and warnings will be the media template this time around.

It's that time again. Some players stay, some leave. Really sorry to see players of the calibre of Easton and Reilly go, but hopefully more signing news soon. JW seemed quick off the mark in getting Jackson in quickly so I'm confident he'll have a well thought out plan to build on what's been accomplished this season. I'm sure he'll give us a cracker of a squad for next season.

Bobby "Blue" Bland - Ain't no Love in the Heart of the City.

All the very best to John Baird and family. Thanks for all the goals. Now the beach blonde hair makes sense.

I've just had a look at Ruth's EU election leaflet. Well, I say EU election but it seems we're in the politics of fog. The usual fear of Sturgeon and obsession with indy and of course Nae Referendum, and little mention of it being a vote to elect MEPs. Wonder how many of the 60% who voted Remain will be swayed by that pile of rubbish? I realise the difficulty of a Leave party participating in the voting process, but that leaflet is dire. And as for Scottish Labour running with Corbyn's photo. Strange times, strange times.

And don't forget the "what's wrong with National Service" and "bring back the birch" brigade.

Think you're getting mixed up with the West Indies.

Brilliant idea. Get a work mate to join in and turn up like the guys in ZZ Top.

Billy Mckenzie - Baltimore David Bowie - Wild is the Wind Santana - Havana Moon Nazareth - Vigilante Man

Is he off to Kelty?

The Delines - Holly the Hustle

Oh for goodness sake, are you really saying that "actual problems" is a barrier to a country becoming independent? Of course it would be challenging, nobody disputes that.