Derry Alli

I think it's because it says 'Brighton' but the picture is in a Wigan strip.

Been on 12hr nights and it's been roasting. Come home take the socks off and clean my feet (don't shower until I get up) this morning I couldn't be bothered washi g my feet as I just wanted a 4hr sleep before getting up again. I've ended up scratching about 8 layers of skin off the top of my left foot. Agony.

That white Luton kit looks like it might be stunning.

Tried to sign Zlatan last year. It won't come to fruition.

Mayfly - that the place they do the 'life' drawings on a Wednesday? Shudder to think why fat 50 year old Ralph Lauren polo wearers would be hanging about there! Great news about Phoenix though. Will get up there for some chilli next Friday! Never realised they'd re-opened. Decent news, that.

@throbber

Did you?

Dr Joseph Cipriano is who you should be looking up.

You're definitely right, but.. None of these are.

I've been to about 10 pubs and the only one I've 'enjoyed' was an old local, Ferraris. The worst of the lot being 'the Troll', unsurprisingly.

Dundee United : "Ha! Ha! We helped kill your club!" Rangers : "We will literally kill your players and their families." Superb.

Not really. There's clubs up here who see players do half dece t in their careers and say "he's one of us" and "made at *enter club*" despite only being at their club for about 18 months and in fact, made debuts elsewhere.

Sign it off "Cheerio from Chigsy"

Nobody puts bucket in the corner!

Great signing, that.

Tyson v Roy Jones Jnr, Sept 12th. Streaming on PPV and Triller (WTF?).

That would have been a Belter of a photo if the guy taking the photo took his own shadow away.

A very 'meh' signing. Think the home top looks shit.

Will that not just raise further suspicions with IT?

No, I think we can all see what that is.

You wouldn't know, because you don't seem to think too hard about things, or recognise reason and common sense. Calm down. You've been chasing me around the forum since I ripped you for claiming Gerry Cinnamon is a lyrical genius. Fruitcake.

I wouldn't know. I'm an advocate of washing machines and dishwashers.

He's a lunatic. "We're away to sign Ross McCormack" No, we're not. "He's had over £15m spent on him, I'm never posting my info here again!" "we're away to sign Tony Watt!" No, we're not. He signed a new deal at Motherwell last week. "I'm never posting here again!" "We're away to sign Simon Murray. He's been training here for two weeks, I know two of the players who played with him here last time" No, he's not. Which two players is that you know, considering there are only two still at the club? "I'm never posting here again!" "We're away to sign a defender." Edit : and his "I think you'll find I have had more right than wrong!" Current total right : 1 Current total wrong : c. 8.

That was beautiful btw.