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Unfortunately there will be no dreeping from me... it’s part of my bail conditions from the last fiasco I didn’t touch it, honest!

Nice bit of floodlight porn there I’ve seen pics of the shared stadium before, looks weird but I love it. Something some smaller Scottish teams should try, maybe with the stands opposite each other in the centre but all depends on access I suppose.

Also... you wouldn’t be allowed to hoof the ball from the opponents final third straight into your own final third, it MUST be played from the centre third of the pitch. I could actually see it working in football, just need to add a couple of extra lines... I also like the idea of narrowing the penalty box too

Basically the ball has to cross into the final third before any other attacking player is allowed inside. Once inside then it’s a free for all, but if the ball leaves the final third for any reason, all attacking players must leave the area and can’t re-enter until the ball is taken back over the line again

Avoch’s park is brilliant, seen it packed a couple of times too but was working so just driving by. Muir were a great team too, nice ground tucked away in the middle of the town behind the houses. Hear good things about Culbokie’s park too, it’s used as a neutral venue a lot.

Is Rakish not Dave “Bingo” Bingham’s lad? Or am I just making that up?! If it’s right, I suppose Dunfermline could be mistaken for certain (non-touristy) areas of Marrakesh... apart from the weather

And the chairman/owner saying before the game that they didn’t even want to be promoted

It would’ve been interesting if Brora never threw their game against Montrose as to what would’ve happened... plenty of shenanigans around that game that will not be forgotten

One of the best, technically gifted players players I ever played against is a CB for a ladies team...also one of the hardest! I was playing a lot of rugby at the time and she cleaned me out a few times (pishing herself laughing!), her mate was just as good one the ball, if not better, but didn’t quite make it... not enough money and a bit lightweight was her only downfall. Our coach at U-17’s daughter used to train with us now and again... she was a year younger and made us all look like idiots with her skill, plus she would 50/50 her granny to get the ball... as a lot of us found out the hard way! My ankle still isn’t right to this day

Quality!!!

At least Fort William will be returning to the top league again Between Kilmallie and Lochaber (Spean Bridge) for the drop, love a bit of shinty

WW have signed Lough and Spoule... that will fix the “no real threat”. To be fair I’ve no idea how they will get on, the LL experience will help a lot though but a lot of questions all through the team. As for Lithgae, I’m just looking forward to the rivalry with Bo’ness off the park! It’s already shaping up to be a proper scrap... with them both eventually finishing outside the top 5 on the park if they don’t watch themselves

True, one or 2 posts from Newky on Sunday. Where as when all this kicked off, they’ve all came out for a swipe. Sad state of affairs...

I can’t argue with any of the predictions so far (even the silly ones!), it’s going to be mental... can’t wait til it gets going!!!

Any idea on admission prices? Might get the bairns out the house for a couple of hours, between it being pay-week and the school holidays I’m flat broke atm!

Muse - Falling Down

That’s right, was the last league game... my nerves were well gone by then! Think I need a lie down too, especially after being reminded of that Cant wait to do it all over again!

Offt! Good lad, the sensible side of the ‘burgh You’ve just pissed all over someone’s Corn Flakes though... Wow! Wasn’t aware of that at all! Bang goes my prediction of them being team to watch. Based purely on the quality ‘signings’ it appeared they’d made. True, it’ll be funny as fk either way! I actually wouldn’t have put Penicuik top if I was being serious, but hey! It definitely all stems from your comments before that cup game, I was actually bricking it that you were gonna do us! You nearly did too... my bottle hasn’t been regained since, just glad it’s no me playing

You could literally pick them out a hat to predict what will happen... will be interesting to see if HoB are as good as last season. You were very complimentary of them last season (best team in the league!) Had a laugh at Tranent in 14th but remembered there’s East Lothian agenda going on so understandable... don’t know what your problem is with Broxburn though

They better be good after all this... The competition is fierce, there’s not been a weak effort yet. Every one of them have been brilliant so far!

bit harsh lik... and totally wrong

I’d definitely swap Bo’ness and Tranent round now I’m a little less intoxicated... I HOPE I AM WRONG, but I still think Nitten will be around 13th though Rab

Thank you, at least some folk get it “It vos only meant to be banter”

“No such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothes” Doesn't put me off one little bit, would rather sideways rain than 40 degrees of hellish sunshine anyway...

Stop it boys! I can see many an hour spent looking into this in more detail, sounds amazing! Sort of thing I love Amazing wee country. Forget the Costa’s, I know where my next adventure is going to be