Top fives I know, but each of these annoy me:
Some of my pals have posted this in the past. How would you feel if you're their partner? Horrible, histronic status.
One of my girlfriend's pals has reams of photo albums, each with this title, when they all go on a night out. She's a possessive weirdo right enough - these sorts of girls probably actually are trying to claim a degree of ownership there.
17 top 5 points. God, I'm a misanthrope.