Stevie Aitken's Love Child

Are there no Celtic fans out there who know how to spell? Jeezo

Just woke up the Mrs there, who was snoozing on the couch beside me, laughing like a twat at that. Cheers

Why do Celtic fans feel the need to add the letter 'h' into words where it is not needed? It bugs the shit out of me. Case in point is a girl I used to know when I was in school, who got a new Celtic top for her birthday () and on the back of it, she had the number 7, above which she had printed 'GHOD'S GHIRL. What the f**k is that all about?

Holy shit, it's Chet from Weird Science!

Currently on the third of these. The mrs is just off to bed so I may sit and have a few more

Kudos for the inventive was of spelling the first name, had me in stitches. Brilliant :lol:

There are actual tears

Best thread on P&B for a long long time. Bravo to all the artists.

We could be adding Ross Forsyth to that injury list as he came off early last weekend with a hamstring strain. Colin Stewart has also picked up a thigh strain, with his understudy Matt McGinley breaking his hand in training last week also. So that Stewart, McGinley, Forsyth, McCaffrey, Smyth, Tidser and Bachirou out injured. 5 of those players would be first picks for us if fit. No wonder we're struggling at the moment

Thing with that though is that, if you are going to be paying an annual salary of around £15k (about £300 a week or so) then not that many lower-league English players are going to relocate up to Scotland for that. They'll get more, or at least as much, playing in the Blue Sq Premier, or even the Conference North/South (or whatever they're called now).

Livingston at the weekend. Was only in the country for a few days so thought I'd stick on a coupon for old times sake, and of the 5 teams on my accumulator, Livi cock it up!

Coffee, 1 sugar and milk from the office Nespresso machine. From my Morton mug. Small glass of water.

Won't Get Fooled Again - The Who (Live at T in the Park 06)

Livi have some pretty good 1st division level players in their squad, but they also have quite a few kids that might just thrive at 3rd division level if the club can actually fulfil their fixtures. I would assume that some of the higher earners will be moving on, guys like Roddy McKenzie, David Winters, Danny Griffin, Liam Fox etc. After everything that's happened, I wouldn't be susprised to see Livi win this one.

Semisonic - Closing Time B)