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Tonight we're asking which is the worst monger; iron, fish, rumour or war?

These jobbers set up against us as if its San Marino v Brazil. Going to be a long night

Lovely booing. Fantastic to hear. Hope to see lots of upset **** on twitter later

Well women are on average considerably shorter than men, especially male athletes, and even more especially male athletes that are footballers who play goalkeeper. It's hardly a surprise they might struggle when playing in a goal of the same size.

Genuinely find it bewildering you would keep sauce anywhere but your fridge. That's rotten behaviour You wouldn't keep mayo, butter or jam in your cupboard, so why sauces?

Manky to have an open container of food anywhere but the fridge. I reckon all cupboard sauce people leave their sauce bottles all filthy and encrusted with months old sauce.

I'm not a peadophile, therefore: fridge, cupboard, fridge

Shankland will rightly get pelters for the sitter, but I thought he was decent otherwise. Hope he gets another chance against Northern Ireland

1 goal since that Denmark game in November 2021, which was against Armenia in June 2022 I think people have rose tinted spectacles when it comes to Adams

Tbf, I can't recall the last time Adams played well for. First 18 months or so was good. Since then, meh. I'd stick with Shankland

How the f**k have we lost this 4 fucking nil. What the f**k

Shankland has played very well imo. Holdup play been excellent whenever we've been able to get the ball to him Edit, I'm guessing he just missed a sitter I'm behind

Poor end to a decent half. Patterson and McGinn have been very poor, but we've been good otherwise, solid in possession and at the back. Shankland done well first 20 but faded out the game.

That's poor from Gunn Absolute shite bag goalkeeping. Too scared of hitting the post. Very poor

Impressed with Larry so far

Just when you thought this kit couldn't get worse, yellow name and numbers

Never even heard of Gertruida, Reindeer or Wieffer. Wijnaldum must be about 40 by now Get right into these jobbers

Larry Shonklund hattrick. Book it

Keith courting the flag shaggers vote. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68632034 He might be more Tory than Blair at this point. Frightening.

Who are these duffers on commentary?

Sclaffed misskick falls right into the path of someone a yard out from goal, who is only onside due to someone falling down from the previous aerial challenge. Yep, that's a classic Welch goal right there

Really need Poland to do a job on them in a final. A last minute, undeserved, highly controversial penalty would be nice, start paying back some of the outrageous karmic luck the Welch have benefitted from the past 8 years or so.

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People who listen to PLZ are from a certain clade of men in the UK. I don't know what to call them, sub-Deanos? They don't aim for the crushed velvet, Barrett Home and Audi on finance middle-management dream, they're not as consumerist. They don't have the sleeve tattoos and whitened teeth, but tend to try follow other fashion trends, all be it with a bit of trepidation. They will go for a mullet, but be too scared to follow it up with a moustache. But yeah, just generally pudgy, soft looking lads in their 20s. Souped up Ford Focus, average girlfriend who he'll probably marry without a thought, generally pretty shy, not loud and obnoxious. If he still has mates after years working in a commercial garage they're not a "pack of lads" like Deano and crew. The odd one somehow earns £50k a year doing electrics on the oil rigs or something, but has absolutely nothing to show for it except a lengthy Just Eat order history. Wears funny boxers with Peter Griffin on them still. Doesn't really "do" anything or have any particular tastes in music or anything. His mum hoovers around his feet.

Tippy tappy, """""""tikki takka"""""""" football sounds like something a bearded, wrestling watcher would want. Why do you have a problem with good honest, working class hoofball?