Jives Miguel

That's poor from Gunn Absolute shite bag goalkeeping. Too scared of hitting the post. Very poor

Impressed with Larry so far

Just when you thought this kit couldn't get worse, yellow name and numbers

Never even heard of Gertruida, Reindeer or Wieffer. Wijnaldum must be about 40 by now Get right into these jobbers

Larry Shonklund hattrick. Book it

Keith courting the flag shaggers vote. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68632034 He might be more Tory than Blair at this point. Frightening.

Who are these duffers on commentary?

Sclaffed misskick falls right into the path of someone a yard out from goal, who is only onside due to someone falling down from the previous aerial challenge. Yep, that's a classic Welch goal right there

Really need Poland to do a job on them in a final. A last minute, undeserved, highly controversial penalty would be nice, start paying back some of the outrageous karmic luck the Welch have benefitted from the past 8 years or so.

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People who listen to PLZ are from a certain clade of men in the UK. I don't know what to call them, sub-Deanos? They don't aim for the crushed velvet, Barrett Home and Audi on finance middle-management dream, they're not as consumerist. They don't have the sleeve tattoos and whitened teeth, but tend to try follow other fashion trends, all be it with a bit of trepidation. They will go for a mullet, but be too scared to follow it up with a moustache. But yeah, just generally pudgy, soft looking lads in their 20s. Souped up Ford Focus, average girlfriend who he'll probably marry without a thought, generally pretty shy, not loud and obnoxious. If he still has mates after years working in a commercial garage they're not a "pack of lads" like Deano and crew. The odd one somehow earns £50k a year doing electrics on the oil rigs or something, but has absolutely nothing to show for it except a lengthy Just Eat order history. Wears funny boxers with Peter Griffin on them still. Doesn't really "do" anything or have any particular tastes in music or anything. His mum hoovers around his feet.

Tippy tappy, """""""tikki takka"""""""" football sounds like something a bearded, wrestling watcher would want. Why do you have a problem with good honest, working class hoofball?

OP strikes me as a bald headed 40 year old who still wears Stone Island jackets and Gazelles to the football. He's kinda correct about AFTT people being wrestling watching, bearded nu-male types though

In my opinion it would be nice if Morton won this game by a scoreline of 5 to nil. Thank you.

Very sad that Raith Rovers fans aren't concerned with the health and safety of the professional athletes that have to risk life and limb playing on your ligament busting, ankle shredding plastic abomination of a pitch. Very selfish IMO.

I've emailed my club to let them know I support the banning of plastic pitches. Would be absolutely hilarious if any club's potential promotion was impacted by it.

I don't understand why Tuechtars always bring up "no sectarianism" when talking about living outside Strathclyde. Do they think we live in an Orange Order enclave?

My neighbour thought this was acceptable parking. Left a note on the windshield calling them a selfish c**t

I think Scots on the whole are very friendly and personable to outsiders or newcomers, but are still quite a bitter and cynical people. I feel there is a bit of a crab mentality to a lot of people in this country.

Just went to find the picture after seeing your comment. Looks absolutely f**k all like Kate Middleton to me as well. Strange one Doesn't even look like William either, is that not just a random couple? There's no one seriously claiming that's mean to be them, surely?

I reminder being met with derision when I suggested Dyche was being vindictive towards Patterson. What you saying now? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-13203303/Everton-stars-training-camp-row-Sean-Dyche-Toffees-boss-playful-slap-Nathan-Patterson-meal-Portuguese-restaurant-James-Tarkowski-peacemaker.html

Goodwin remains a Jack Ross tier fraud.

Just seen its the FA Cup this weekend and was reminded me of the greatest video of all time

I'm quite worried about this. We've a host of injuries to important players, and can't afford anymore; it's a bad time to be playing against a violent thug like Brian Graham. Hopefully we have a strong ref willing to stand up to him.

Quite possibly, who really knows. We should consult someone who fingers through the Macron section of the Pro Kit catalogue for Queen of The South kits for their expert knowledge on the matter.