Florentine_Pogen

^^^ Child's father will be at the stripper's door shortly with a . 410.

^^^^. The Prof joining today's Teams meeting from the boat via. Inmarsat. Dude. ETA - Where are you, scottsdad? We need an up date from today's sit.

FTFY.

Guaranteed her name is Leda.

You don't like Mondays ? Surely your surname isn't Geldof ? "Throbber Geldof"....................mind you, it does have a certain HammerHorror charm, eh ?

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2021/nov/02/prince-andrew-virginia-giuffre-claims-sexual-assault "Before we get into it all, let me begin by saying nothing could ever make me question the immense dignity, sanctity and class of the US legal process. It’s really just the latest jewel in the royal family’s many, many crowns that the 95-year-old Queen’s son is now being represented by the guy also defending Armie Hammer over his whole cannibal-fetish-rape situation. Hammer denies all, but you probably know that........................."

Did somebody type 'Pn'B' instead of 'CBBC' ?

No-one can deny that Throbs is a total lifestyle edgelord. From snarky arguments over food with his m-i-l, with his graphic fetishistic paralympic cock pics and now his gustatory experiments in MRM & abattoir floorsweepings disguised as 'donermeat', he truly is a Pn'B hero for the age and he should be given more plaudits. (That's enough Throbber bullshit - Ed.)

The Prof. pitches up to the next meeting..................

Here we go...........we're getting down to some serious "he said, she said" and "that was not my understanding of the conversation" shithousery. @scottsdad will be pulling the old "I vos only obeying ze orders" out of his arse, methinks............

^^^ Everybody kens that oor Lord & Saviour was a hoormaister.

Thank you David. It's nice to know that one is apppreciated.

^^^^^ No mention of him casting slabs of salt water porridge in a chest of drawers. Poor show.

I thought that the previously assumed 'nuclear option' was in fact 'the damp squib'....??? Total clusterf*ck at St. Custard's University, chiz.............btw, it's not Professor Guy Goma you're talking about, izzit...???????

"Look what they did tae ma' baws......."

Yeah, I especially miss the unwrapped mint imperials that have been fingered by the manky bassas that don't wash their mitts after a visit to the bogs. That wee extra tinge of fishy pish makes for a real treat.

^^^^Is that the TBS.?

This is much more credible than the theory that Prince Andrew, The Duke of York, isn't a nonce.

Whenever anyone feels down or is having a bad day, a wee trawl through this thread is the perfect answer. It's like a big shot of serotonin straight into the veins. BTW yon stretchy cat is feckin' awesome.........

An audiobook version is available free gratis on YT.

Where have you deposited the wife's heid ?

'Romanii eunt domus'.

^^^^Wid not.

Aaaahhhhh....... Happy days........

^^^Hairy throats are so yesterday.