Florentine_Pogen

Shandon can offer advice on how to comport yourself / be a proper gentleman in the company of a more mature woman. As noted above, updates are mandatory. Hope all goes well.

Aye, sure..... we'd all rather listen to you with your 1st World issues about how much you should spend on SUV number 2 and then tell us that your green credentials are top notch. You, sir, are a narcissistic bore.

Aye..no acting skills required though......

Elaine C. Smith on life support.? Ya f*ckin' dancer...........

^^^ Albert Steptoe will probably be in a wheelchair by now. (ETA- That's one for the oldies, kids......)

ProfPatPending.

Opportunity here for one of the P&B whizzkids to upload / link to the 'Taxidermy Is Easy' thread on LinkedIn.

My wife is American. She doesn't give a shiny shite about nonsense such as Thanksgiving, Black Friday, Labour Day etc. She happily goes along with my philosophy on Pagan decorations..... i. e. They go up when I can be bothered dragging my arse into the attic to get them.

Never heard of the Bluetones (kill me now) but that is a tough read. As for Morris, he should be launched into an oubliette.

Cool. I'll get the flights to Cincinnati booked. You'll have to leave the boi in Fife. Reckon it's a 3 week job. Hope you like White Castle / Gold Star chilli.

Tom Jones' missus stuck by him until her death in 2016........... "So, Melinda Trenchard, what made you stick by multi-millionaire Tom Jones...?....."

Unisetism.

Pie discussions continuing into 2021 in the Mathematics household............

"Not just any old cricket players, oh no, these are really racist, bigoted Yorkshire cricketers."

Jimmy Page allegedly had a 14 y.o. Lori Maddox travelling/living with him when Led Zep were on tour in the States in the '70's.

Just want to thank Scarf for that vid above. Beautiful.

Howz The Prof doing this week ?

Shelley McEggface, shoorely ?..............................

Mrs FP's brother and s-i-l had a bit of a rude awakening in the early hours of Monday morning. Driver died at scene. Apparently had been on the booze and drugs. House has fire and structural damage. Wonder if Shandon is busy atm ?

His x-eyes are off-putting.

Fair do's, appreciate your comment re. being comfortable around wiring etc.

A sparky? Seriously? Your wiring is extant, I'm assuming all you need to do is replace 2/3 x Smokes and 1 x Heat. Not too onerous?

Accuracy of reporting doesn't appear to be a priority of BBC these days.

All of the circular units open in similar manner, most with screwdriver slid into slot.

She mentioned her sister is called Chantelle. Can only assume her mother is called Bagatelle. What a gang.........