Florentine_Pogen

"Look what they did tae ma' baws......."

Yeah, I especially miss the unwrapped mint imperials that have been fingered by the manky bassas that don't wash their mitts after a visit to the bogs. That wee extra tinge of fishy pish makes for a real treat.

^^^^Is that the TBS.?

This is much more credible than the theory that Prince Andrew, The Duke of York, isn't a nonce.

Whenever anyone feels down or is having a bad day, a wee trawl through this thread is the perfect answer. It's like a big shot of serotonin straight into the veins. BTW yon stretchy cat is feckin' awesome.........

An audiobook version is available free gratis on YT.

Where have you deposited the wife's heid ?

'Romanii eunt domus'.

^^^^Wid not.

Aaaahhhhh....... Happy days........

^^^Hairy throats are so yesterday.

You're not seriously suggesting that OI' Jug Ears will be delivering the Xmas Message this year.?

Spellism and grammarism is taking a f*cking hammering on this thread, though........ "Nazi's, facism" Are Boyz didn't fight in the trenches and on the beaches so that you higgorant bassas could shitehouse your way through life.... etc., etc.,.......

"Spare the rod, spoil the child..."

Never noticed Alec Guinness wearing a hippy t-shirt in yon fillum, tbqhwy.

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Princess Pogen started off at ECA before transferring to GSA at the third attempt. This didn't appear to derail her mission to take over the world.

^^^^^This post needs Fawlty Towers 'Germans' clip added. Sofort.!!!!!!

Normally, bricking the windaes of Jewish owned businesses will raise the eyebrows of the locals.

Nope. It needs an electrician first and foremost to install some extraction capability. You brush freaks can GTF.

Don't worry, you're not alone.........

He started life as a painter/decorator. #PrayforShandonPar.

Probably still enough leeway for him to go off on long term sick leave, citing stress brought on by a 'managerial witchunt', so 6 months full pay, 6 months half pay during which he can spend some time lotus-eating on a Greek island and then a nice settlement payoff after he threatens the Uni with an employment tribunal. I'm rapidly coming to see the Prof as a hero for our times.........

^^^^I'm obviously way behind the curve here but what crimes against humanity has Linehan been accused of.? TIA.

Had to greeny that for 'tanning bed roiders'.