Florentine_Pogen

Harsh. Try to accentuate the positive.

You'd be stirring Bairnardo's porridge, you degenerate.

Spike Milligan once defined the British Army thus :- "If a man dies when you hang him, keep hanging him until he gets used to it......."

Pastor Said He Was Sucking Demons Out of Men He Sexually Assaulted, Lawsuit Claims (newsweek.com) That is a typo. Should read 'lemons'.

Thank you for the update Mr. C. The report I read earlier had no info on cause of death and I just revel in spreading malicious rumours.

Agnes Tirop, 25 year old Kenyan runner, 5000m Olympic champ and World record holder. Two things are guaranteed :- 1. Nobody had her in Dead Pool. 2. Drugs are involved. Thank you.

FTFY.

What did the slug say to the snail.? "Big Issue, sir.?"

I think it's a truism that no woman ever, ever, ever has cleaned out the plughole (no euph, Kenneth not req'd) after a bath or shower. In this respect, they are a gang of manky basturts.

...... with her gob gaffa taped and cable ties to wrists, ankles etc.........

Remember to make your cheque payable to 'The Bow Street Runners (Scottish Division)'. HTH.

^^^^^Renton in a Chewbacca suit.

Arlene Philips ? Was she not the choreographer for Pan's People ? (one for the oldies.....) Shoorely you mean Arlene Foster, the handsomest woman in The Failed Statelet ? ETA - I find it a bit weird that the Loyal Orange Wummin' look fairly relaxed and happy smiley when they are a-marchin' yet their menfolk are without fail a bunch of aggressive, sour-faced arseholes.

You spout some shite.

I rest my case...... Sent from my KOB-L09 using Tapatalk

This disaster of a 'Look at me everyone, look at me' opening post says everything about the insecurities, ignorance and neuroses of the OP. Rather than attempt to discredit a city of 0.5m people with your vacuous nonsense, try thinking first. Obviously a post spewed out after a bad day at work. Wee lamb......... Sent from my KOB-L09 using Tapatalk

Seeing as you're all mad as hatters tonight, here's a wee snapshot of a rather special shop in Mrs. FP's hometown.

It's because They Are The Peepo.......... Sent from my KOB-L09 using Tapatalk

You just have, you big fibber...... Sent from my KOB-L09 using Tapatalk

The coffee shack at Tentsmuir Forest car park is the dug's baws. Great coffee and the crepes are just the job after a long beach walk. Can highly recommend the coconut, banana & Nutella. (£2 coin required for car park, no contactless payment.) Sent from my KOB-L09 using Tapatalk

He'll be sparking up tabs off the cooker next.......... Sent from my KOB-L09 using Tapatalk

FTFY. Sent from my KOB-L09 using Tapatalk

FTFY.

pub car king is still....errm........'evaluating' their artistic merit.

Sergio on verge of collapse, methinks.