Florentine_Pogen

#No c*nt ringing the bell#

So sad. 44 is tragically young. RIP.

Big shout to driver of White Audi reg. XC66 XCA. You don't own the M8 you irresponsible arsehole.

"These are small but those outside are far away........."

No-one will ever question "Can't make it I'm afraid. My piles are giving me hell."

^^^^ "Behind every great fortune is a great crime." Balzac

Didn't realise you were a fan of incest, Stormfront.

Right now I'm on the throne attempting to send a navigational hazard on it's way to the Forth. She has just banged on the door (a frequent occurrence) with the words "Can you hurry up, I have a hair appointment". I'm not sure if "You'll have to wait, I'm in the middle of my shite appointment" was the right reply.

^^^"Ur you sayin' ah'm f*ckin' fat noo.????????"

Absolute nap that tee-shirt belongs to Mrs. Maths.

Very true. Keep buying lottery tickets.

"Hayzeus"..............

^^^All will be well. He might even manage a wee fish supper for his tea on Friday. Best wishes to Archie.

Not reading but listening. Michael Lewis' latest "The Premonition" about the US response to Covid19 and some of the people involved is on YouTube for free as an audiobook atm. (Not sure how long it'll stay up.) Very interesting, follows the same trusted format he used with "The Big Short".

Amen brother. I wonder what attracted buchan to the harridan in the first place, she sounds like a f*cking nightmare.

Too much repetitive shite in one reply for the rest of us. Get some new patter..........

How the feck do you get 'Div' from David.? & Must be a styoopit West coast thing.

I'm guessing you've never made chips, period, then ? However, you have possibly dunked a shitload of cornstarch into a deep-fat frier .

Famously, Johnson would characterise reports that he had cheated on his wife with a colleague at The Spectator, Petronella Wyatt, as “an inverted pyramid of piffle”. This oddly phrased denial was to no avail, however, when the affair was confirmed by Wyatt’s mother and when various of her friends inconveniently briefed newspapers that she’d had two abortions and that she’d understandably felt betrayed by the then Tory arts spokesman. Johnson’s instinctive dishonesty was clear from their relationship, “Faced with one of Petronella’s pregnancies, he said she should have an affair with someone and say it was their child”. His dishonesty colours another relationship with one Helen Macintyre whom Johnson appointed as his arts advisor when he was mayor. Johnson, dubbed “our Berlusconi” by Ian Hislop, has had a child with Macintyre but, despite the glaring evidence of the child’s albino-cum-blond hair of it’s father, Johnson insists that the hair is ginger. It isn’t. In 2013, the Court of Appeal dismissed an attempt by a former mistress to stop publication of information about her child with Johnson, ruling that his “recklessness” was “a public interest matter which the electorate was entitled to know when considering his fitness for high public office.” The judge might also have ruled that his dishonesty too could be construed a matter for public concern. It was certainly thought to be of concern to his former editor on the Daily Telegraph, the military historian Max Hastings : “Boris is a gold medal egomaniac. I would not trust him with my wife nor, from painful experience, with my wallet. It is unnecessary to take any moral view about his almost crazed infidelities, but it is hard to believe that any man so conspicuously incapable of controlling his own libido is fit to be controlling the country. He is also a far more ruthless, and frankly nastier figure than the public appreciates.” from 'Brexit Boris - from mayor to nightmare' by Heathcote Williams. https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2021/may/30/boris-johnson-carrie-symmonds-married-catcholic-church

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2021/may/30/two-dead-more-than-20-hurt--florida-banquet-hall-shooting?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other "This is a despicable act of gun violence, a cowardly act,” he told the Miami Herald. “This type of gun violence has to stop. Every weekend it is the same thing. This is targeted, this is definitely not random.”

Don't be taken in by his "Woe is me" shitebaggery. There is feck all wrong with him. The posh git has obviously taken up falconry.

https://billnaughtonbolton.org/index.php/academic/on-your-marx-spit-nolan There's also a pdf file of the complete Spit Nolan story on Google search. Won't let me copy link. D'oh ! (It's only 6 pages long.) I came across the story in 2nd year English. In fact, I have a copy of the book we were reading from, (First Choice-Pleasure In Reading-Longman Press) stamped with the imprimatur "Edinburgh Corporation - Liberton Secondary School'. I quoted from this in my original reply to NBB. Obviously, I have this book on... err.... long term loan.

Read this and an image of The Fat Slags* from Viz came to mind. (*I am in no way impugning or traducing the Persil reputation of Madame RH33)

"..... and I bequest all my worldly belongings, including the house, the car, the Bitcoins and the Swiss Bank account containing £1.2m to that feckless ne'er-do-well nephew Slenderman....."

^^^Mrs. Mathematics fave pastime. With real testicles.