Ebanda's Handyman Services

Bivol has won every round but the fight is going to points unless Richards opens up.

Reading supporters used to sing to the tune of Madonna's Erotica.. Bill Odie Bill Odie Rub your beard all over my body

It's going up in June. I'll post as it progresses. Thank you for the advice, all.

Not sure. My father in law is a glazer so I'll ask him about that. Turning it into a bar. Pool table, dart board, that kind of carry on. Most of the time it'll be emptier than my old 8x6. It's when we have a wheen of folk around that it'll get tested.

Nah. It depends what size of slabs you're laying I suppose, but I was putting down 600mm x 600mm and they were heavy enough that once they're down I'm confident they won't move. Especially with the weight of the shed on top as well. I call it a shed but it's a 21ftx15ft summer house. The only reason I'm a bit weary is that I'm afraid that even a slight bit of movement will crack the windows or something like that.

Funnily enough I did this last week. I just fired down some sharp sand and some ballast and that's done the trick. Did you mix in some cement? Solid enough, aye?

Thought about using type 1 but read that clay filled ground probably won't need it. Does that seem right enough?

Morning. I'm putting in quite a big shed. The ground it's going on is full of clay underneath so I was just going to whack the ground level and use a dry sand and cement mix (also whacked when screeded) to lay the slabs on. Anyone done anything similar or would offer contrary advice?

It's better than the television show that you're on.

Definitely stick with it. The surface is excellent and the pros far outweigh the cons.

A win on Saturday would be great in the respect that we'd have less games to play in the playoffs but the mental boost of beating the league champions twice in a season would also be huge. Well done Hearts pals. Season is over so play the shitey players for one last game before the building for your rightful place in Europe next season. #Ifyoucannyspell #Haerts

I'll listen out for the same clatter when Morton land in League 1.

Whoever goes down won't be seen in the Championship for a good few seasons at least. I hope it's Morton.

I like Dundonians so I'm just going to ignore the wind-up merchants on here. We'll beat Hearts next week anyway and even if we don't, just being in the playoffs at the right end of the table is fantastic after the huge amount of shite we've watched before McGlynn and Smith came back.

Can't believe that Hearts mercilessly pumped their pals out of the playoffs! Wee shame.

Aye, they're fine.

I enjoy a trip down there and you guys are safe.

'Mon Ayr!

It's only 2-0 folks and still a whole half to go.

I touted making a big novelty knife and fork (cardboard covered with tinfoil) and chasing the opposition up to the away end when they came out the tunnel when I was having a wee turn in the costume. Got vetoed as it might scare the kids. I'd have loved stuff like that when I was a young supporter.

Welcome! For the first and last time this season, I hope Hearts win. Really don't fancy ICT in the playoffs.

You have internet access and have never seen that image before? Are you in North Korea?

Hearts in this game.

It's all they have at the moment.