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Thanks! I prefer to laugh at the Pars on an individual basis though. Especially when they get hosed by absolute tripe like Morton.

Eh, congratulations? I can't see anything less than Morton running Hearts close for the league title with that information.

Imagine getting tawed at home to a team your rivals took five off! No wonder they're sore.

Dry your eyes min! We're revelling in our rivals fucking up. That's fitba.

Raging!

This has got to be the friendliest Ayr v Rovers thread there's ever been. Content with the draw. Ayr will beat better sides than us down there this season.

Dylan Tait signing until 2024 is fantastic from the club and even better from the player. I don't think many of us expect him to be at our level for much longer but his signature will hopefully help us financially when the inevitable occurs. Hopefully Regan Hendry will follow suit as I'm sure he is free to talk to clubs from January with his contract expiring at the end of the season. Like Nisbet though, his career will be his first priority so I hope there isn't the same level of abuse directed at him if he feels that he'll progress better elsewhere.

Two good sides. Draw probably the correct result. Until next time. #FuckthePars

Nowhere near the same as #FuckthePars.

A cardboard tank would have more chance of defending your kingdom than yer grans pishy bed sheets at least.

An excellent analogy.

Very principled.

Aww. Thanks.

Have they made any more episodes or are they in the pipeline? I quite enjoy it if I'm honest.

Let me know and I might use it for our game at EEP.

I reckon that the Pars supporters on here who are getting all indignant had zero intention of watching the game through RaithTV anyway. Enjoy your shitey, buffering, virus filled illegal streaming sites on Saturday.

Pars fans taking the moral high ground over a £2 price increase and then bragging about watching on a free, illegal stream. Cannae paint a red neck on they c***s!

Davo was on crutches last night. Hopefully his injury is not as bad as it looks.

Hopefully that doesn't equate to kicking f**k out of him like League 1 used to do.

I thought the Matthews and Bene handballs were both stick-on penalties at the time and I'm fairly certain that the highlights won't change my mind.

Give it up, man.

Think we can all bow to your superior knowledge about what is or isn't weird.

Now I feel bad about DM-ing Nando a video of me helicoptering my cock as his goal played on repeat in the background. Hope Grant doesn't tell the police.