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I hate Rave but I'm right up for this plan.... Roath Ravers Roath Ravers FB page.

That makes sense. Cheers, man!

Why do truckers leave the trailer door open at night when they are doing a stop over in a layby?

The day of the recent Partick game there was about 3" of snow up the top of Kirkcaldy. It was like a different town down the bottom end with no snow to be seen. Undersoil heating is a fanciful notion, not an urgent requirement in my opinion. I agree. The team must realise that they are more than good enough to go on and win this now though.

Definitely the talk of a reverse psychologist.

Brilliant! 'Who's the bathtub in the black?'

I take my four year old boy along on occasion and accept that swearing is part of football and he might learn some unsavoury words/sentences/songs. A wee bit of savvy goes a long way. 2-0 and you fucked it up is easily turned in to 2-0 and you mucked it up and he came up with his own version of who's the fucking wee team now which went along the lines of who's the ducky pee pee now. He's going to learn swearing when he gets to school anyway, it's just a matter of him learning when it's appropriate or not.

1) Bored! - Get aff Facebook and go outside then you stupid c**t. 2) Guilt trip 97% of people on FB won't repost this - I'm a proud member of that 97%. 3) Attention seeking women - I get intrigued and want to know what is making your shite life even shitter that you have to gain some false concern so either say what is bothering you or get yer lame, feeling sorry for yourself arse to f**k. 4) Declarations of love - They don't love you back because quality time that you can spend with them is spent posting rage inducing fucking claptrap. 5) OF Pish - Brought live to your PC through the medium of misspelt bigotry by folk who haven't been in Ibrox or Parkhead in their puff.

It's a bloody nightmare at times, like. The dozy bint that cut me up at the roundabout just put her hand up in the air as if to say, "Chill oot, ya dick!" after I blasted my horn at her. I should have followed her and laid in about her car with a tree branch.

Agreed also. It's been said millions of times but where McGlynn and his staff have the club right now, on the resources that we have, is nothing short of brilliance.

It takes me literally two minutes to drive to the retail park at the top of Kirkcaldy but yesterday two women drivers still managed to cut me up. One on a mini roundabout where she could see me coming for miles and the other who was just sitting in the middle of the road at McD's. On the plus side, on my way back I saw a mentally handicapped kid on the back of a modified chariot style bike pretending that he was rowing a boat. Wee bugger looked happy as anything.

Aye! It'd be brilliant if we did go all the way this season so the younger supporters get a taste of some of that. Their time will come some day, hopefully on the 23rd of April this year.

I wish the snow would just f**k off.

I dubbed him 'Doctor Death Stare'. He didn't talk to me for the rest of the day after our game. The way I see it is that I was winning and didn't necessarily need the conundrum. He was desperate for it and pushed the button too quick. 'Roond ye Doctor! Did you see your wee mention?

Did your 'Groomdetector' go off alerting you to Hedgecutters post?

I don't yet know if he had a knife or not but I sure as hell wasn't waiting to find out. As annoying as it is that you couldn't break his limbs, you definitely did the right thing. Nae point taking risks for a bottle of vodka says the guy who took a risk to save his chicken fried rice with curry sauce.

I was accosted by a junkie one night just after I'd been to the chinese asking me for a bit of my food. After telling him to f**k off several times he put his hand in to his jacket as if to bring out a knife and I promptly threw him down a flight of stairs breaking his arm. I know this because he squealed when he hit the bottom and I saw him the next day with a cast. Good times.

My wee girl liked it! It's quite intentionally daft and I take my hat off to the folk who came up with it.

Ramiro Gonzalez was at the Stirling game on Saturday. He no longer has the perm that the ball bounced on in that cup game against Kilmarnock, gifting Killie their first goal after we'd been tanning them.

Snow flakes here are fucking massive. Thankfully it's not lying due to the earlier rain.

The Socerette today is a pain in the arse and she looks like Skeletor.

Gregory Táde interview with Davie Hancock. Excellent interview with the ever likeable fans favourite. Love the concept of this. Some chat and then music chosen by the guest although it doesn't flow like that due to copyright issues.

I thought you might have done when I saw that you'd posted.

Stuart Dickson.

With nearly every country in the World being multi-national now, does anyone else think that in hundreds, possibly thousands of years that national identity will become less and less apparent?