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    People who post about being bored on Facebook. Go and do something better than looking at shitey fucking Facebook then you stupid c***s!
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    Stupid woman driving down the middle of the road because there is a bit of slush on her side going mental at me for having the audacity to drive on the correct side of the road and apparently blocking her way. Middle finger raised and a mouthed 'fuck you' administered while I pointed to the side of the road she should have been on. Feel a bit bad now but she deserved it for being a balloon.
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    Offft! The worst hangover that I've ever had was after gubbing half a bottle of green chatreusse and a fair amount of cans to get rid of the taste. My shite looked like a melted Monet painting and I had the dry boak and compulsory sair heid from the moment I woke up until the merciful moment I got back to sleep. Glad I don't drink that often now.
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    Blizzard here.
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    Still nowt for Kirkcaldy. We had a wee five minute flutter earlier but it just seems to be icy more than anything. Supposedly it'll come on heavy in the early hours though. I'll believe it when I wake up to it.
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    Nothing at all in Kirkcaldy. Long may it continue.
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    I'm voluntarily jaffa'd already, Rowan! My wee girl has had them a lot worse than my wee boy got them but she hasn't been ill with it, just spotty.
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    Braw! Does that mean that I can catch chicken pox though?
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    Shite about Ronnie. Hope he comes through this.
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    The rhone has fallen off the back of my house with the weight of the ice that was sitting in it. Should be easy enough to put back up but it's a pain in the arse none-the-less. 'Mon the thaw, it'll make the pitch clearance a lot easier tomorrow too.
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    My wee man got the chicken pox a couple of weeks ago. You would never have known if he didn't have the spots as it didn't bother him. His wee sister got it yesterday and she is much the same. I've never had it so it looks like I'm getting shingles for my Christmas.
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    Calm it man! My neighbours would think that I'd hit hard times driving one of them.
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    Come and move my car out my space then. I'll stand and laugh at you swearing like f**k and skidding all over the place.
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    Can't agree with that. Some cars just aren't built for being anywhere near the snow.
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    It's a Wonderful Life - 7/10. Expected it to be a lot better but still thought it was alright. How To Train Your Dragon - 7/10. Quite enjoyed it although my attention wavered at bits. Toy Story - 10/10. I've watched it around 10 times this week as the kids love it and I enjoy it just as much every time. Brilliant film.
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    What a great board Aberdeen have, holding ballots to decide who their next manager should be! Any chairman with even a small amount of sense must see McGlynn as a credible candidate.
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    She'll be doing a different sort of riding when the kids are fast asleep. I tried in vain to think of a cheeky comeback to that but it wasn't happening.
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    I put the lights on a cycle to hypnotise my two kids for some peace. That guid enough for ye?!
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    That photo is taken from my window but aye, we do have lights up already. You can see the reflection of them at the bottom.
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    I reckon Smith will go with McGlynn too but I'd be happy with him replacing the gaffer. I can see Grant Murray and Laurie Ellis being entrusted with the team on a caretaker basis if/when John McGlynn moves on to bigger things. Might be well wide of the mark like, just a thought.
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    9 inches? Pffft!.... There must be about a foot and a half in between the two cars where the snow has drifted too.
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    Fucking hell, man! If that's how Tesco customers are treated I'm glad I shop at ASDA.
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    Aberdeen, no matter how pish they are, will forever be a massive club in comparison to RRFC. I'd be gutted if McGlynn goes but would never grudge the man a chance at a big team like that. Anyone else think that our next manager may already be at the club?
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    Quite heavy up the top of Kirkcaldy just now.
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    My wee manny has a host of Rovers songs now since the recent Fife derby. Top o' the league and you're no' and Two nil and you mucked it up being his favourites. Think my wee lassie will end up coming to the football with us too.
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