KnightswoodBear

At the height of lockdown, I had to go on a teams meeting with a new project manager for a contract I was working on. Meeting was at 8 or 9 am. I did my usual and sat at the computer in my bombsite of an office in the house, jammies still on, not shaved for days and hair that hadn't been cut for about 3 months all over the place. Meeting starts and she's there, camera on, in her immaculate kitchen, looking like shes been up since about 3 doing her hair and makeup. She then proceeds to passive aggressively get everyone to put their cameras on so she can "put names to faces". Folk start putitng theirs on and there are more than a few that look even worse than i do. She was very politely told to get fucked, which meant that for the rest of the time she was on the project she had it in for me. She wasn't on it very long mind you as she was absolutely hopeless.

To be honest, it is a shit, obvious joke that should really be far beneath a poster of my stature, but, here we are.

I believe they checked out the most active posters on P&B in the Rangers threads when looking for representation. Congratulations @Jinky67 on your new post!

My hole

Just over £80

I made it 5 or 10 minutes into the second one. That's plenty.

Got Green Day tickets for their Dookie tour next year

Is that in any particular order, because it could go both ways

Euph?

Santa is bringing my wee boy a steering wheel and racing seat for the PS5 this year. I've got GT7 already and one of the older F1 games. Anyone have any suggestions of other racing games for him? They don't need to be the latest ones.

Anyone have the faintest idea?

All the protestant clubs do.

My dad got a big sideboard / display thing from the BHF a couple of years before he died. When I was clearing the house I contacted them and asked if they would take it back and could sell it on again, along with a few other things. They sent round a couple of torn faced c*nts in a van a week or so later, who went round it, kicking the proverbial tyres, umming and awwing and giving it "see, what it is mate, is we don't normally take stuff this size" to which I replied that my dad had got it from the same place a couple of years earlier. You would have thought I was asking the pair of p***ks to buy the fucking thing. I was getting a van in myself the following week to dump the remains of whatev was left, so I could have just binned the thing myself. I eventually got fed up and said that they could either take it or f**k off. They grudgingly took it.

I'm assuming that Rangers have been given all, or most, of the South Stand? My tickets are in what I would normally have said would have been the Hearts end.

****Rangers wearing daft limited edition top klaxon****

I swear to fucking God, if you ask that one more time I will turn this fucking car around.

Don't take that as gospel. Don't want you sitting in the boozer when the game has kicked off

45 min delay, apparently

Danilo starts Lammers and Wright start

The day I've been dreading has arrived. I had to look up what one of my son's maths homework questions meant.* He's in P4. *I couldn't remember what "product of" meant, in case you're wondering.

My eldest is 10 and I think she's either starting to latch on to it, or knows but isn't quite prepared to tell us in case she doesn't get anything. I think this will be the last year of believing for her though. One of the issues we have had is that i'd say close on 50% of the kids at their school are of different faiths, so don't believe in Santa anyway and over the years we have had some wee shites telling them that it's just their parents. Mine are pretty innocent when it comes to that kind of thing so they have usually just ignored it whenever it comes up.

Shitehole

I'd probably eat a king chop. The Chip Shop Marketing Board have really dropped a bollock here.* *and probably mashed it up and made it pork chop shaped.

What exactly is a Mockchop?? Is this some weird teuchter thing? We all know that the meat in these places is of questionable types/origin, but actually putting a word in front of something that infers it's not what it claims to be is not how I'd imagine you would go about marketing something.

It's upside down.