KnightswoodBear

I think when I was at Safeway we were double time on a Sunday and Double time and a half in a bank holiday. Me, after landing two 12hr shifts on Sunday and b/h Monday:

I worked in Safeway when I was a kid and did a few nightshifts during school holidays for some extra cash. The folk that did it full time were a weird bunch. It was like discovering there was a whole different population that only came out at night.

Bike nonce had it coming.

Just had a lovely facial

I think he's saying that he came on for Dessers, and Tavernier and then was subbed on for Tavernier again.

Turkey and Ham pie

Liked a bevvy an all.

Jack McLean was named in the Leveson Inquiry as a contributing factor in the suicide of the brother of a murder victim after he had articles published that implied that she had it coming.

For my Christmas, my brother in law and I have been given a weekend away at Easter to go and play Valderrama.

This seems like a euph.

You sure about that?

I hope it gets out that gap at the bottom and bites you on the dick.

Breville Toastie makers. Hateful, smelly things that make horrid, inedible food that are then impossible to clean properly.

They don't count as goals though, or something.

Steady on lads, we've reached the "youse celebrated too much" stage of proceedings.

Thank f**k I bought my ticket to get my photos taken with the cup ahead of time.

I'll give you 1000/1

I think we all know the answer to that..

I love you.

Not according to Mr McCoist. It would be nice if he did.

McCoist made the point on TV last night that he's only contracted until the end of next season, and Rangers really need to be trying to tie him down to a longer deal. Hard to disagree on the form he's shown since signing. I'd leave my wife for the sexy big b*****d.

Sterling is supposedly a RB, but I thought he was excellent when he came on in that anchor role in midfield alongside Mr Thursday Night. I wouldn't be surprised to see him start there on Sunday.

Bizarre as it seems to say it, that was his best 45 mins in a Rangers jersey, which probably gives you an idea of how underwhelming he has been, but you are correct in saying he was piss poor defensively. Sterling seemed to be brought on to cover Tavernier after we lost both goals down our right hand side. Cifuentes was better in an attacking sense and his link up with Dessers for the 2nd goal was excellent. He also connected with a ball that dropped at the edge of the area from a corner that looked as though it was heading on target before it was blocked.

I was less than diplomatic when the stupid c**t decided to go for glory rather than try to run the clock down.

*Belinda Carlisle intensifies*