banana Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 Found a superb time-saving tip in tight spots. When singing Old McDonald Had a Farm, you can also use the last sentence of a verse as the starting sentence of the next verse. For example, instead of: Quote "Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo moo! Old McDonald had a farm, EIEIO. Old McDonald had a farm, EIEIO. And on that farm he had a duck..." You just go: Quote "Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo moo! Old McDonald had a farm, EIEIO. And on that farm he had a duck..." A 16.67% time saver by rough calculations. Any other parenting top tips that you've found to share? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 Daughter has been doing great lately but she hasn't done a poo for four days which is starting to concern us. Normally she shits like a machine. Anyone know how to induce baby poo? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 Baby massage warm water in bottle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 If she's eating solids, fill her full of cherry tomatoes and she'll fill something for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 If she's eating solids, fill her full of cherry tomatoes and she'll fill something for you. She is, but I would be a bit worried she might choke on a cherry tomato. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
powerthirst Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 Cut them in half (the tomato, not your wee girl) - my monster loves them and shovels them in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 Prune juice works wonders. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelmen Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 Oranges for mine. she loves thankfully. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nelsjfc Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 My girls are 7 and (nearly) 3. The older one likes playing Disney infinity on the ps3. The younger one is always copying the older one and wanted to join in. Then I found an old controller lying about without batteries. For around six months she has sat beside her sister whenever the ps3 has been on "playing" with a broken controller excitedly telling and showing us what's she's doing.Am I a terrible person? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 Went down to start emptying our daughters flat and surprise surprise the junkie scum next door ran for cover,still it is great have the wee man staying with us. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 4 minutes ago, keithgy said: Went down to start emptying our daughters flat and surprise surprise the junkie scum next door ran for cover,still it is great have the wee man staying with us. No wonder, you look like Robert Black. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: No wonder, you look like Robert Black. I don't normally have a beard as not allowed to have one when on the road,but I am in the warehouse just as not allowed to drive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 Me every time keithgy updates us on going back to the flat:- 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 1 minute ago, 19QOS19 said: Me every time keithgy updates us on going back to the flat:- I am going back tomorrow so keep watching. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 Walter White means business 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 Wee girl turned 3 today. The excitement when opening her presents was brilliant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 22 minutes ago, keithgy said: Went down to start emptying our daughters flat and surprise surprise the junkie scum next door ran for cover,still it is great have the wee man staying with us. I've got that t-shirt Grandson is now out the incubator, still in neonatal though but making progress. He is currently 4lb 10oz. Daughter is feeding him herself though so hopefully the extra nutrients that provides will help him along. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
die hard doonhamer Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 If only they were like this all of the time! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 The other week whilst the wife was off work she done up the wee mans bedroom at our house, his face was an absolute picture when he seen it! He loved it that much that he persuaded his own Mum to come visit the house from Glasgow so he can show her his room. Sounds awkward but thankfully all the issues we've had over the years are gone and there is a nice sense of cooperation. Discussing how the wee man is getting on at school and in sports between the 3 of us was nothing we could have imagined 3 years ago when I had access stopped over Christmas on the back of me and the misses getting engaged. I may have lost over £2000 in legal fees, slipped into a depression and had a horrible Christmas in 2013, Birthday in 2014 (me and the wee mans a day apart) and Father's Day 2014. But we remained strong and kept in there for the wee mans sake when it would've been easier to give up. Whilst we can't forget what happened, we have to move on for the wee mans sake and the sight of me walking in the house after work on Friday to see the weans mum sitting on the couch having a coffee with my wife and the wee man running to me to give me a cuddle was a huge deal! Here's hoping it stays this way Love this picture of the wee yin. 9 1/2 years old, not quite a wee man anymore! I thought that was Gary Oliver for Morton in the poster 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 13, 2016 Share Posted November 13, 2016 3 hours ago, die hard doonhamer said: If only they were like this all of the time! The two youngest grandsons are fighting the bit out at the moment. Not good for Jacksgranny's blood pressure, which is currently making her ill (headaches and nausea/vomiting). Or mine, for that matter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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